So what’s it like to wake up one day and have your junk be the morning’s water cooler conversation (not to mention plastered across the web)?
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Well in the immortal words of Justin Bieber to Ellen recently:
“Security hit me and was like, ‘Yo, I hate to tell you this, but your penis is on the internet.’ I was like, ‘What?’ So then the first thing I saw was the censored one and it had the black thing over it and I’m like, oh my goodness…and then it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”
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“Well, I’m no expert,” responds Ellen, “but I heard that it was good.”
“It was alright.”
At least we call all agree with him there. It was alright.
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drivendervish
What a scam! Justin leaked these old photos on purpose and then starts doing interviews to complain about being violated, LOL. Ellen should have asked him why the huge cross he tattooed on his chest last January isn’t there in pictures supposedly taken last month?
SeeingAll
Bieber and Ellen sure are buddy-buddy. Still.
Kieran
When did male genitalia go from being referred to as “the family jewels” to “junk”?
Junk? Junk is something you want to throw away. There is something decidedly homophobic about using a word like junk rather than jewels to describe male genitalia. No homo.
SeeingAll
@Kieran: LOL. I actually don’t think it’s homophobic or even a put-down of genitalia. Seriously. I’ve heard young straight guys use it “Oops..I banged my junk..” while climbing over a fence. Just one of those weird language things.
Jose B Carranza
Perhaps, if I were still in the hormone-fed-storm of my teens, I might care…no, not even then…sorry.
Ariel Hans Christian
Look its Lesbian to Lesbian coffee talk.
seaguy
Love how Ellen said “I’m no expert” Bieber’s got nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to his dick. Who cares if it was a publicity stunt? He is a hot young male with a great singing voice. Now that we have seen his dick we can fantasize about him. lol
seaguy
@SeeingAll: Ellen and her guests are always buddy buddy like that. They usually have something to promote she wants them on her show for ratings so it’s mutual ass kissing.
Tim Collins
Lol who care
robho3
I can’t believe Ellen would have a conversation like this. My opinion of you Ellen has dropped considerably.
SaltLife
@drivendervish: LOL I guess you think Justin was responsible for 9/11 too. You can see the cross tattoo on his chest. Just adjust the contrast on the photo or tilt the screen on your laptop back. Its just weird lighting/shadows
lykeitiz
It’s hard to say which thing is more upsetting: Watching Ellen give this d*uche a platform for his fake surprise, or seeing the little d*uche in a Metallica T-shirt.
o.codone
@Kieran: how the fu ck you decided that the word “junk” is homophobic is beyond any reasonable explanation. in case you forgot, Narcissus, there are straight guys with this so-called junk, so it’s not all about gays. I know that’s hard for you to believe that there are actual human beings on the earth besides gay men, but their are. Coffee cake, how about coffee cake, is that homophobic too? you idiot.
Brian
Ellen’s standards have dropped remarkably in recent times. Her show is more like a series of infomercials. There is nothing probing or challenging in what she does. Her questions to her guests are soft-ball bordering on outright mush.
1EqualityUSA
Robho3 said,
“I can’t believe Ellen would have a conversation like this. My opinion of you Ellen has dropped considerably.” You can join one million hormonal moms….I hear they have huge vacancies.
SeeingAll
@seaguy: They’ve been chummy all the way back to the beginning of his career, though. (But I’m not criticizing that).
Steven Burr
I was going to say “Gag Me…” the realized how that sounded, so I have nothing better
Deon Letsoalo
Yawn! This got old in a hurry!
Avery Alvarez
Not impressed by the Bieb’s pic. In fact, it looks like it could be Ellen herself.
Joe
Bieber is a tampon.
Evji108
hmm
Evji108
The whole Justin Beiber penis-gate was an obvious PR setup from the beginning. Almost everyone fell for it. People have claimed he had a small penis for years, and he was very sensitive about the issue. His masculinity has been questioned over and over. This was his revenge, and it is sweet.
He went to a hotel in Bora-Bora and either had a photographer hired to take the telephoto shots or made his room easy to find by paparazzi.
Before coming out on the deck, he fluffed his junk up to a semi-hard state, (We all know the trick, many of us do it at the gym, so we look bigger after a shower) It’s so simple a moron could do it, but also simply brilliant and it succeeded perfectly. Oh and then surprise, surprise, he saw the photos online and, Yes, It was a bit of Alright!, if he doesn’t say so himself!
1EqualityUSA
Evji108, He needs to enroll in a college and expand his mind. Be a fluffer of mind, not pocket-snakes.