So what’s it like to wake up one day and have your junk be the morning’s water cooler conversation (not to mention plastered across the web)?
Well in the immortal words of Justin Bieber to Ellen recently:
“Security hit me and was like, ‘Yo, I hate to tell you this, but your penis is on the internet.’ I was like, ‘What?’ So then the first thing I saw was the censored one and it had the black thing over it and I’m like, oh my goodness…and then it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”
“Well, I’m no expert,” responds Ellen, “but I heard that it was good.”
“It was alright.”
At least we call all agree with him there. It was alright.