The following promo for the upcoming Comedy Central roast of the Biebs is billed as “Justin’s Worst Nightmare.”
Apparently, there is nothing worse than being aggressively hit on by a slightly overweight man in a blonde wig who wants to stick his pinky in his, well, guess.
Huh, we’d think an international conversation about whether or not he had his package enhanced would be a bit more uncomfortable, but what do we know?
Oh, and drums.
Honestly, Justin is only going to get better looking with age. He’s downright sexy. I wish all the haters would just give in and admit it, they think he’s hot too.
Who cares if he’s hot? He’s straight and a d-bag… which means the Queerty staff are probably hate-masturbating to him lol!!
The success of Comedy Central’s roasts relies on the likability of the subject. Who wants to joke around with someone they don’t like or respect? Yes, they can pay comics to show up, but will anyone watch?
Even in the parody, he can’t make fun of himself. The other person is the joke in the video. He takes himself way too seriously, which I why I have doubts the roast will be anything but a bunch of soft balls.
I usually like the Comedy Central Roasts, but this one I’ll pass on. It has nothing to do with his looks or music(?). He is not a likable person and outside of tween girls and a few younger gay guys this roast won’t make bank.
I thought you had to be around a while before you got roasted..he is barely out of puberty..what about him are they going to roast about?..and not to mention, people that usually got roasted, usually has a reputation of being an all around likable guy..who likes him except for a bunch of teeny boppers.
Comedy Central’s not so subliminal message to American Youth: “THAT’S SO GAY!”
@Nibiru10x: I think he’s absolutely cute now at age 21, but I wonder how he’s going to look at 31 when the signs of aging start to show, but he’s still this short, slim creature. Some twinks morph into hot men, but others turn into Gollum.
I thought he was looking rather fine, too, but those ridiculous tattoos kind of spoil the overall effect. I don’t mind a few, but a lot of his look like what a 10-year-old thought might be cool (for about 10 minutes).
@Nibiru10x: I would totally bang Bieber. No shame. I don’t even care that I’m twice is age, or more. Still no shame.
I dunno, they are usually pretty vicious on the CCR. Lets just hope his army of publicists didn’t team with his army of lawyers and threaten everyone involved. His public approval ratings must be so slow they told him to do this to make him look human and approachable.
My my, but Justin has a cute butt back there. Pretty soon we will be seeing more of it because when twinks (and little whores like Miley Cyrus) show it the publicity that stunt creates makes it worth it.
@Bob LaBlah: Creepy.
@Saint Law: But true! lol
If the blonde kid from Saved By the Bell ever needed the perfect actor to play his son Justin would be it. The kid from the show is old enough now to play a dad with a son Justin’s age too. He could have sexual issues………..you know, your right. This is creepy. Damn, have I got an imagination. If only I had some money to go with it.
I would bang him too. He looks better than me. It is profit.
@Nibiru10x: You’re kidding me right? Tell me you’re joking!
Hot? Him? Not even remotely.
Man what are people smoking?
@Nibiru10x: To each their own. I don’t find him remotely attractive, has nothing to do with his fictional reputation/character created for attention either.
He has a celebrity has-been reality show in his future.
Ah, Justin Bieber. A legend in his own mind.
I would bend Bieber over and turn that pink hole red 🙂
@Hillers: Well considering Ryan Phillippe (40), Harry Shum Jr (32), Matt Lanter (31) are looking great at their ages, I’m gonna go with Bieber looking pretty damn good around that age. 🙂
@GayMafiaKingpin: amen, lickable and fuckable 🙂
@Nibiru10x: Ya he’ll be hot, but he’s still a douche.
My gaydar hits a high C with the Biebs. It would explain his acting out because he sure as hell can not come out. His career would be doomed. I see him as smeone that comes out as a way to restart his wanning career. He is gorgeous.
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