Last night was the first night of the 2020 Republican National Convention. Among the evening’s speakers were personal injury attorneys Mark and Patricia McCloskey (best known for brandishing guns at Black Lives Matter protesters from the front porch of their McMansion), Don Jr., Matt Gaetz, and some random coffee shop owner from Montana.
But it was Don Jr.’s girlfriend/Trump’s campaign fundraiser, Kimberly Guilfoyle, who stole the show with her doomful six minute speech about how Democrats are trying to brainwash people, steal their liberty, enslave them, and kill their families.
“They want to destroy this country and everything that we have fought for and hold dear,” Guilfoyle roared to an audience of… none. “They want to steal your liberty, your freedom, they want to control what you see and think and believe so that they can control how you live!”
Oh, but that was just the warm up.
“They want to enslave you to the weak, dependent, liberal victim ideology to the point that you will not recognize this country or yourself!” Guilfoyle continued at a near-deafening volume.
Later in her pre-taped speech, Guilfoyle urged voters not to be brainwashed by the Democrats’ message of hope for America.
“Don’t let them step on you,” she raged. “Don’t let them destroy your families, your lives, and your future. Don’t let them kill future generations because they told you and brainwashed you and fed you lies that you weren’t good enough.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, leaders and fighters for freedom and liberty and the American Dream, the best is yet to come!”
— Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) (@TeamTrump) August 25, 2020
Shortly after her speech, “Kimberly Guilfoyle yelling” was trending on Twitter. People had a lot to say about it:
Just a reminder, Kimberly Guilfoyle’s speech at the RNC was pre-recorded – which means it could have been re-recorded if the organizers felt the delivery was a bit off. It wasn’t. It was the speech the RNC wanted aired.
— Ayman Mohyeldin (@AymanM) August 25, 2020
— Travis Akers (@travisakers) August 25, 2020
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) August 25, 2020
Just for shits and giggles, I went back and watched the Kimberly Guilfoyle speech from last night.
Nobody told me she thought she was Evita.
Girlfriend is batshit crazy!
— 🖕🏻Aunt Crabby calls Bullshit 🖕🏻 (@DearAuntCrabby) August 25, 2020
— Buddy Winston (@BuddyWinston) August 25, 2020
— Steven Tender (@MooseTender) August 25, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle claims her parents are immigrants from Puerto Rico and she’s a first generation American who’s going to tell her that Puerto Rico is a US territory…. #RNCConvention #CocaineConvention
— Karen™ (@ManagerSpeaking) August 25, 2020
Screaming like a banshee in an empty room is extreme,y weird.
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) August 25, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle last night. pic.twitter.com/kZoJoxmeqD
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) August 25, 2020
And now, the memes…
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