Lady Gaga’s DADT Support Is Totally Scripted

It used to be Lady Gaga couldn’t stop talking about just dancing. Then it was the paparazzi. And soon enough, her telephone. Now, it’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, and while she isn’t lip-syncing, she’s surely reading her lines as she pleads with senators to approve the Defense Department’s budget bill on Tuesday. Fraud!!

Update: I normally don’t bother mentioning this, but apparently it’s necessary: The above is sarcasm, and we all know how great it is that Lady Gaga has become such a queer advocate. And for the record, I can’t memorize two lines without looking at my notes, let alone 6+ minutes.