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Like a Proper Chav, Prince Harry Whores Himself Out to Young Man for Beer

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Any chance to let a British tabloid make a rhyme while incorporating homoerotics is fine by us! Rocky Bennett, who as far as we can tell is a British nobody, spotted Prince Harry (the hot one) at a bar in one of London’s seedier sections, approached him (without getting beat down by the Royal Guard!) with an offer to buy the gent a drink in exchange for a kiss, and was taken up on his offer. (Alas, no, that is not Bennett getting his nipple licked.)