
Madonna has never been known for delivering memorable movie performances or impactful power ballads. And that’s OK! Not everyone can be good at everything. However, she’s made some noble efforts over the years. And not all of them have gotten the attention they deserve.
In 2000, the singer appeared alongside Rupert Everett in the film The Next Best Thing playing Abbie, who’s straight, and Robert, who’s gay. The two BFFs decide to raise a child together only to get caught up in a bitter (and homophobic) custody battle after their friendship falls apart.
Despite opening at #2 at the box office, The Next Best Thing was panned by critics and ultimately failed to earn back its $25 million budget. (Although it did land multiple Golden Raspberry nominations, including Worst Actress, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Screen Couple.)
Everett later said the movie was responsible for killing both his acting career and his friendship with Madonna, who he had been close with prior to filming. “We don’t see each other anymore,” he told The Telegraph‘s Stellar Magazine in 2020. “I do miss it.”

Madonna, he noted, is “an amazing person and that part of my life was incredibly exciting. To be doing a film with her, and to be a friend of hers, and to have been such a fan of hers. But the fallout from the movie’s failure was gigantic for me, like an outer-space explosion.”
Perhaps the only positive thing to come out of the project was its soundtrack, which Madonna executive produced. She handpicked all 12 songs, contributing two of her own: an electronic cover of Don McLean’s “American Pie”, which went on to be a #1 hit around the world, and a much lesser-known original track titled “Time Stood Still.”
The wistful electro-pop ballad was written by Madonna and producer William Orbit specifically for the film. It tells the bittersweet story of a relationship that has run its course, with Madonna reflecting over lush orchestral strings, “Maybe your the next best thing to happen/All the things we might have been.”
Despite being one of Madonna’s most beautiful ballads, in addition to one of her technically best vocal performances, “Time Stood Still” was never released as a single and largely went unnoticed… except, randomly, in the Czech Republic, where it briefly charted at #3 in the spring of 2000.
In 2005, British folk/electronic singer Ellie Lawson sampled “Time Stood Still” in her song “Inside Out” off her album The Philosophy Tree. Though it features an entirely different melody and lyrics, Lawson’s track uses the same instrumentals and production. Madonna, Orbit, and Lawson are all credited as songwriters on “Inside Out”.
The soundtrack to The Next Best Thing was released by Maverick Records on February 21, 2000 and reached #34 on the US Billboard 200 albums chart. It’s currently available to stream online. Madonna has never performed “Time Stood Still” live, although a few bootleg remixes have found their way onto the internet over the years.
While it may not have achieved the same status as songs like “Take A Bow” from Bedtime Stories, “You’ll See” from Something To Remember, or “You Must Love Me” from Evita, “Time Stood Still” is a noteworthy entry in Madonna’s catalogue of ballads. Nearly 25 years after being recorded, it still stands the test of time.
dbmcvey
It is a great song but this is a terrible movie. Sad that it’s John Schlesinger’s last film and it pretty much ended Rupert Everett’s ascent toward stardom. It was an unpleasant movie about unpleasant people.
Gabby
I am obsessed with her even today. A very unique human being who has created a life for herself and her children that inspires on the daily. However, I have to agree – this movie was so bad but she looks stunning in it and the soundtrack is so good.
DBMC
Although, a friend of mine described her cover of “American Pie” as that generations “Mack the Knife.”
Jim
Rupert. Madonna doesn’t have friends just people she uses for a time
Bromancer7
^^^THIS
Gabby
I bet you don’t have any friends Jim, you probably don’t even like yourself. Sending you so much needed love Jim.
Matthew Rettenmund
Strange point to make using Rupert as the example, considering the reason they actually stopped being friends is he made money off of writing about her in his book. Who’s using whom there?
ShiningSex
Terrible film. Gave senseless false hope to faghags everywhere. Hahahahaha!!! Just dumb.
scotty
now her face stops clocks.
Gabby
She must be doing something right because her face made you click on the post and leave a comment.
Matthew Rettenmund
Wait, she’s not been associated with impactful ballads? “Crazy for You,” “Live to Tell,” “Oh Father,” “Sooner or Later” (Oscar win for the writers), “You’ll See,” “You Must Love Me” (Oscar win for the writers), “This Used to Be My Playground,” “Take a Bow” … she had an entire greatest-hits album of ballads.
dbmcvey
Great song all, but only one writer on “Sooner or Later.”
robertcd
I agree with you Matthew. This is a very “poorly researched article. Madonna has had some awesome charting Ballads. Graham needs to better research his articles.
Baron Wiseman
@Matthew
I agree, Matthew. When I think of Madonna music, I don’t jump to ballads. However, she has had some very beautiful ballads, as you mention.
Fname Optional Lname
I have been a fan since the NY R&B stations started playing “Everybody” and we were all shocked to find out it was a twenty something white girl! She has just as many ballads under her chastity belt as the rest of the pop-divas on the scene. In fact after reading your post she probably has more with the exception of Adelle and Celine.
Littlest Homo
So glad you said this. I was thinking WTF? Lols x
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I thought the movie was ok. Not great but certainly not as bad as it seems to be remembered. I never found Madonna to be the terrible actress everyone thinks she is. I think that no matter what role she’s portrayed she’s always Madonna. That I think is the real problem her star shines so bright it overshadows everything else.
bachy
Agreed. It would be like watching Queen Elizabeth portray a character on a TV show. Her fame would overshadow the entire enterprise.
CNY1983
maybe to counter the fame overshadowing her film career she should have used it not ignore it. one big ambitious project using madonnas fame and turning it around on our expectations of her would have solved that problem. ignoring it didnt work and that might have been the problem, not that she was “dead behind the eyes”. grace jones once quoted edith piaf who said “use your faults use your defects, then youre gonna be a star”.
MISTERJETT
i’m partial to TAKE A BOW
robertcd
I agree with you Matthew. This is a very “poorly “ researched article. Madonna has had some awesome charting Ballads. Graham needs to better research for his articles.
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Gabby
Terrible movie but she looks gorgeous in it.
bachy
I’m a big Rupert Everett fan and think he is a wonderful actor (and writer). But I was surprised by the anecdote in his 2007 book Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins: The Autobiography that mentions Madonna’s body odor. He reveals that Madonna has a distinct body odor that is similar to that of Julia Roberts and several other famous women he has known – an odor he associates with overarching ambition.