Comedian Amy Schumer performed her stand-up comedy act at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday night, and audiences were treated to a surprise opening appearance by Madonna herself â who promised to perform a different kind of act on any audience member who voted for Hillary.
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To be more precise, Madonna offered to give everyone head.
One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy,â she says. âIf you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob.â
And I am good.
Iâm not a douche, and Iâm not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.â
Well. Weâre sure the audienceâs knees went weak upon hearing this.
Watch the clip below:Â
Madonna opened for Amy. Msg @Madonna pic.twitter.com/qcfNAH4TOm
â Joe (@jgra555) October 19, 2016
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BitterOldQueen
Yeah, I’m good thanks. I’ll vote for Hillary, but I draw the line there.
Mo Bro
I’m confused . . . her words say Hillary, but her actions say Trump.
Brian
I’d rather catch herpes from a toad.
Alistair Wiseman
Bill Clinton was first in line and requested she wear a blue dress and be able to take a cigar.
Uppity
Madonna’s openly signalling that she wants to have sex with Bill Clinton. He will be first in line for that blow job, despite his serious heart condition. This is the final peak that she needs to scale, sex with a US president. A couple of weeks ago she got her t!ts out on facebook, ostensibly for Hillary. But again, her agenda was to signal to the old horndog that she’s ready, willing and able to be of service. Stay tuned.
Kangol
No thanks, Madonna, but she’s still getting my vote since Bernie’s out of it.
Brian
Madonna is nearly 60. Her new career as a fading drag queen can’t be too far away.
Jack Meoff
Madonna just keeps sinking to new depths in her desperate effort to stay relevant. So sad.
ErikO
No thanks I’m bisexual but even I would not have sex with that washed up hag and c u n t.
@Uppity: With all the c0ke Bill and his lesbian “wife” have done I’m surprised they are still alive.
ErikO
I’m going to vote for either Jill or Gary as both of those 3rd party candidates are far better than either Trump or Killary who are the same.
joeyty
“…And I do swallow..”? Way to promote safe sex, Madonna.
ChrisK
@ErikO: Great Uncle Tom talking points republican asswipe.
ChrisK
@Jack Meoff: It’s the way she’s always been and seriously doubt that she needs to at this point.
Michael
Oh charming. Her kids must be so proud.
jdboston617
@IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou: Ha. No, I don’t think so. The only thing proven here is you’re flawed thinking. đ
jdboston617
Lighten up people. She’s a friggin legendary pop artist/entertainer who has had our backs (LGBT) since the 1980’s. Geez… đ
ChrisK
@jdboston617: You notice that most of the conservatives are here. They hate strong powerful women.
jdboston617
@ChrisK: HA! Totally.
ErikO
@ChrisK: Whatever troll. What a hypocrite! The woman takes millions of dollars from countries that throw us gay and bisexual men off buildings and burn us in cages. She âchampions LGBT rights?â Nice pandering, old lady. What about my right simply to âliveâ, my safety and that of my family? (Clinton wants no borders, unvetted refugees, an emasculated military, abolition of the second amendment, horrific curtailing of the first amendment and has a price for anything nefarious or treasonous to the country. The woman is pure evil.
Violent Rainbow
Ew! Do straight men actually want to put their penises in her mouth? Yucky.