Indecent Proposal

Madonna Will Have Sex With You If You Vote For Hillary

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Comedian Amy Schumer performed her stand-up comedy act at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday night, and audiences were treated to a surprise opening appearance by Madonna herself — who promised to perform a different kind of act on any audience member who voted for Hillary.

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To be more precise, Madonna offered to give everyone head.

One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy,” she says. “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob.”

And I am good.

I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.”

Well. We’re sure the audience’s knees went weak upon hearing this.

Watch the clip below: 

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