— ?????? Taiwan News (@TW_nextmedia) December 20, 2017
We’ll just get (it) out of the way: 18.9 inches.
That’s the size of the “World’s Largest Penis,” which happens to be attached to a certain Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, now registered as disabled because of the super-sized measurements of his junk — which is becoming legendary in every corner of the globe, from Tennessee to Taiwan.
We can see the word trying to form in your mouth: “H…how?”
He apparently created the Frankensteinian shamble of a private part by stretching his manly business with weights.
The 54-year-old refuses to get a reduction because he’s determined to work in the adult industry, hopefully as a bottom.
Has anyone actually seen Roberto Esquivel Cabrera’s penis not wrapped up? I smell 18.5” of bullsh*t #FakeNews
— Liam Joshua (@LJF1994) December 21, 2017
“I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies,” he tells Daily Mail, “and also I cannot get on my knees,”
Okay, maybe not as a bottom, then.
“I cannot run fast,” he says, “and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.”
Doctors claim the majority of Cabera’s’ penis is foreskin… and the real penis underneath is between six and seven inches long.
“I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world,” he says. “I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have.”
Not that his sex life is any great shakes.
"I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there." – Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the only person I would voluntarily pay welfare to. https://t.co/IgQSR9KZEn
— Cameron Arnoldi ??? (@camarnoldi) December 20, 2017
“Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot,” he says. “I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.”
So far, Cabera’s monstrous cock has led to several health problems, such as urinary tract infections.
He also needs to keep it swaddled in bandages to avoid chaffing. In fact, it sleeps on its very own pillow every night.
And that “word picture” seems as good a place as any to end this post.