Militia’s Head Helps Land Endorsement

Former gay porn player and current American Gladiator Militia has already grabbed an endorsement gig.

The mammoth man has signed a $35,000 contract to represent HeadBlade razors. Company president Todd Greene could barely contain his excitement: “Militia will play an important role enhancing our lifestyle brand across multiple media platforms as he continues to redefine the modern-era gladiator competition.”

“Lifestyle brand?” Ha!