Morning Goods: Bryan DeWitt

If there’s a poster boy for the recession, it ought to be Zach Quinto-eyebrowed Bryan DeWitt, whose modeling profile is refreshingly candid about his aversion to work. “All I do is skateboard and work random jobs around NYC where models are hired. [I’m] not sure what kind of career I want for myself in the future.. But the 9-5 lifestyle is definitley [sic] not for me.” Too bad male modeling pays a fraction of what the ladies make. Let’s help Bryan out by suggesting alternative career paths. We’re sure you’ll come up with something good.