Panera Does Not Read Birmingham Blues, Does Not Want Its Patrons Reading Birmingham Blues

As far as blogs go, Pam Spaulding’s Birmingham Blues remains pretty tame.

Sure, she takes the piss out of anti-gay activists and may refer to anal sex or some other homo activity, but Kathy (not pictured, in younger years) ain’t a dirty birdy like some people.

Apparently, however, Panera Bread thinks she’s a nasty girl. The journo recounts a recent trip to the national chain:

I got my delicious chicken strawberry something or other salad and connected to Panera’s wireless network. Clicked on my link to the blog (yes, I was procrastinating) and got a message from something called Sonic Wall telling me my site had been blocked.

Because it’s been classified as pornography.

That stinks, Kathy. Now that you’ve been labeled a pornographer, perhaps you should embrace it by posting some titties and willies?

[Correction: In our haste, we wrote that Panera banned Pam Spaulding’s blog, when we should have said Panera banned Birmingham Blues. We’ve decided to keep Pam Spaulding’s baby picture, however, because it’s so damn cute!]