Paula Abdul’s New Job: Playing Funny Lesbian Lady

So Ellen DeGeneres took Paula Abdul’s job. Now Paula Abdul is taking Ellen DeGeneres’ job!

But clearly, she doesn’t have all the qualifications to be a “funny lady.”

On last night’s Divas on VH1 (not so much a collection of divas as it was diva-ettes impersonating real singing queens), Abdul used her hosting paycheck as a chance to show America there are no hard feelings about losing her American Idol chair to someone willing to be paid less than $10 million a year.

Is it terrible that we actually thought this was cute?

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