It’s almost as though we knowingly, deliberately splash into the deepest fathoms of self-parody with this daily parade of photos featuring modern-day cheesecake like Zac Efron, Nick Jonas and, as demonstrated here, Colton Haynes. Are we simply hoping to rack up reams of hate mail as we laugh up our sleeves?
Not at all. Last night, Haynes took to Instagram to post this series of photos by Tyler Shields, and we felt it was our civic duty to share:
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According to a gibbering post at Perez Hilton, this is the tip of the iceberg as far as the photos are concerned — and they’re all going to be compiled in a “shocking” Madonna-esque, SEX-like coffee-table book.
Gasp!
How about we take this to the next level?
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As Haynes writes on Instagram, “Every single time we work together we push boundaries & make incredible art. Our photography book is gonna be pretty shocking to say the least…”
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Talking to E!, Tyler Shields further discussed the up-and-coming project:
“It’s amazing to see him since he came out, how free he is now… Of course it happened on his own time, but I am so happy for him he’s free now. We want it to be a full collection of him, some with other people, some of just him. But Kate Moss has a pretty incredible book shot by Mario Testino, and I love that concept: one person, one book, one collection. And as Madonna did with her sex book I think we will be pushing some boundaries on this one.”
And we will continue pushing boundaries with more posts about Zac Efron, Nick Jonas, and, yeah, Colton Haynes.
myrdraal2001
He is now so comfortable with himself that he even stopped shaving/waxing his chest! He has always been good looking but now that he is comfortable with himself he is that much hotter to me.
Billy Budd
My favorite one-model-only coffee table book is the one with DAVID GANDY. The man is a god. I always show this book to my friend and they deeply appreciate it.
Stache
Derek I made a joke about Colton’s over exposure on Queerty and you deleted it. I like Colton but most here feel the same way. Why not just put a caption that only pro-Colton comments will be allowed then. Lighten up.
Chris
Blondes may have more fun; but I prefer him as his normal brunette self. His first picture is the best of them all.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
In danger of cheapening his brand. It’s not the 90s anymore; sexy torsos, “tasteful” nudity, and even explicit dick pics are quotidian muggle fare. I’d ather see you lensed in badass suit costing my annual salary
Matt Achine
“Incredible art,” yeah, sure. He doesn’t seem as convinced in the actual pictures. Trying too hard to be sexy & not coming off as such at all.
rmarin776
Anyone else finding that they comments are not being posted? What’s going on here?
Hussain-TheCanadian
Please don’t go blond Colton; your natural hair colour is beautiful. Also, the over sexualized modeling needs to go, we know you’re a beautiful man, but please focus on your acting.
n900mixalot
Uhhhh … what am I missing here? You have to be gay now to do photos like these? And boundaries are being pushed? He has the same deuce dropping expression on his face in all of these. Pinch it off, wipe, flush, wash those hands and go back to acting brah. He’s already a naturally interesting and creative person. These pictures are trash.
midknightryder13
The man plays a character where he REGULARLY goes around in public dressed in red leather from head to toe, his mentor is in green, and another is in black. And they all inflict rather extensive bodily harm on other people. (Or you COULD interpret that way if you wanted to.)
I think he’s rather past the point where a single photo in a dog collar is cause for “he’s S/M”. For crying out loud, there a rather infamous picture of Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke playing at being in an S/M relationship. In other words, while Colton is always a pleasure to view, can’t the man just have a little fun?
Derek de Koff
@Stache: Hi… Thank you for your thoughtful response. Not sure why a comment might not be showing up, but I didn’t delete it. Not sure I even had the opportunity to read it, so this is clearly my loss. Enjoy your weekend and, in the meantime, I’ll indeed try to lighten up — I admit this post was pretty heavy, particularly for a Friday.
scotshot
The male Miley Cyrus.