GRATUITOUS SKIN — Because this is what we imagine it’s like to live a life of pure luxury: Hanging by the pool with a naked Doug Porter. (Photos: Matthias Vriens/Numero Magazine)
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Why are Doug’s genitals obscured in all pics? What the heck is wrong with Doug’s genitals anyway?
At least there are a coupla nice butt shots. Seriously, he’s one of the hottest guys around. Like Marko Dapper, there just can’t be enough pictures of the splendid Mr. Porter.
I don’t care for these at all.
Very staged, not the least bit believable.
Like manequins in a store, only a pool store.
All it’s got is Attitude,
and not very enjoyable attitude at that.
@hardmannyc: You just wrecked my afternoon, HM; actually I’ve seen a shot of his “plumbing” and well, nothing fishy there. Au contraire. Sorry, can’t recall the pic source.
It is too plastic, a retro 80’s pastiche (yawn). He could work on that butt too. It’s cute enough, but not his finest attribute. I find the attitude a yawn also. So much well-covered ground here.
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Fitz
Why are the boobies obscured in one pic, and not in another? And what the heck is wrong with boobies anyway?
RichardR
Why are Doug’s genitals obscured in all pics? What the heck is wrong with Doug’s genitals anyway?
At least there are a coupla nice butt shots. Seriously, he’s one of the hottest guys around. Like Marko Dapper, there just can’t be enough pictures of the splendid Mr. Porter.
hardmannyc
@RichardR: Maybe there’s something fishy with his plumbing. I mean, he’s VERY pretty.
CHIP
@Fitz:
It’s not the breasts, but exposed nipple on a woman that’s considered not allowed and leads to being r-rated or x-rated.
Austin
I don’t care for these at all.
Very staged, not the least bit believable.
Like manequins in a store, only a pool store.
All it’s got is Attitude,
and not very enjoyable attitude at that.
mark
did nothing for me
RichardR
@hardmannyc: You just wrecked my afternoon, HM; actually I’ve seen a shot of his “plumbing” and well, nothing fishy there. Au contraire. Sorry, can’t recall the pic source.
Anarchos
@Austin: I think the point is that the photos ARE very staged and conceptual looking..
alan brickman
physical perfection for sure!! don’t be jealous…
WTF?
It is too plastic, a retro 80’s pastiche (yawn). He could work on that butt too. It’s cute enough, but not his finest attribute. I find the attitude a yawn also. So much well-covered ground here.
Steven
Is number 4 supposed to be witty, I wonder? Maybe its for the watersports fans. Bleh.
Adam
Yes, i have actually seen his package.. here’s the picture[img]http://www.ohlalamag.com/.a/6a00e54fb7301c883401053584388d970c-800wi[/img]
Alex
you know gay women read this site too :p
gimme boobies!