– Noted gaybaiter Harry Styles stole a kiss from bromancee Zayn Malik — and as long as we’re making up words, “Zarry” — in the ad for One Direction‘s new fragrance, “Our Moment.” Zayn, as always, plays hard to get…without the “to get” part.
– Amanda Bynes is secretly an evil genius. At least that’s the takeaway from alleged texts sent by the professional Troubled Actress claiming she’s just been acting as part of some elaborate scheme that will be revealed in the near future.
– We knew Blaine liked ’em young, what with Kurt’s cherubic face and all, but this is just robbing the cradle then burning it down to the ground. We joke, we kid — this lucky 8-year-old baby gay got to meet his “boyfriend” Darren Criss, sadly reminding us of our youth and never getting to meet Zack Morris. But at least there’s still hope.
– A man is claiming to be the ghostwriter behind George Takei‘s Facebook jokes, a job we’ve been trying to get for ages.