Homo-photog Adam Bouska recently turned his lens on Reichen’s main squeeze, Ryan Barry.
Remember when we imagined Barry and Reichen having boring sex? We take half of it back…
Ryan Barry Sizzles In Bouska Shots
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Leland Frances
“main squeeze”—you mean LATEST squeeze don’t you? When they’re not mincing about at every opening from clubs to a envelope, the only main squeeze going on is Ryan’s cock within Reichen’s ass. [Or is that redundant?] Hard for some to believe, pun intended, but Lance must have had a big one, too, along with Louis before him and Charlie before him, because before all of them Reichen had nearly five years of being deep drilled by what he called “Phar Lap,” after the race horse, AKA Chip’s cock.
afrolito
God you’re a bitter queen.
Reichen and his new piece are HOT. The only thing boring about their sex are haters constantly hating on them.
Leland Frances
“hater”? Oooh, you cut me to the quick, Britney.
And did mommy buy you a new set of crayons for first day of school? Let me guess: your favorite juice box is “Ryanberry.”
EdWoody
Leland, what you’re saying has no relevance to what was actually posted, nor indeed does it even make sense as a train of thought.
So what if Reichen does prefer to bottom, and likes big dicks (of which not one of us here has any proof)? Wouldn’t half the men who read this blog say the same? Why must you say these things as if it’s bad to be a bottom?
To return to the topic, that’s some pretty boy right there.
afrolito
Leland is just being his usual bitter OLD bitch self. Spreading misery is just a typical day in his life.
Leland Frances
Before you put on your Blog Police uniform, Edna, you might want to see Queerty’s “Remember when we imagined Barry and Reichen having boring sex?” above.
NEVER even implied that it’s bad to be a bottom. It is possible, of course, that Reichen and Chip broke up because Reichen DIDN’T like Chip’s big dick, which he talked publicly about on his old fishbowl.com show. On the other hand, I am saying it’s bad to be a talentless whore masquerading as anything more, and that all the gay little girls cooing over this latest fool for him need reminding he’s just another in a very long chain.
afrolito = Reichen.
hisurfer
There’s something off here that I can’t put my finger on. Is he hot or not? I can’t even tell. I look once, and I see some hella tasty looking muscle. I look again, and see a delicate and emaciated 125# boy. I think he’s handsome for a second, and then a second later I’m thinking that I’d be pretty damn fine myself if I caked that much make-up on my face.
But I keep looking, and I guess that’s the whole point.
Mouseschwitz
Want to become a Reichen STALKER too? Leland wrote the book! Here’s an excerpt from his new book:
“Obsessed with Reichen: A Bipolar Patient’s Guide to Stalking”
1) Be creepy. Be bipolar. Stalk Reichen. Follow his every move. Hang onto his every word. Be obsessive. You must make lame blog comments everywhere. Deflect your extreme insecurity and cover your jealousy by deriding him. Anonymously. Refuse to believe that you can’t be him or fuck him, then get upset about it. Insulting him will make you even more stalker-ish.
2) Perseverate on Reichen’s past relationships. Take hours out of your day and speculate about his break-ups. For example, register at gay gossip sites and randomly suggest that Reichen and Chip broke up because Reichen didn’t like Chip’s ugly penis. That’ll make you an ultra-stalker. And if you’re really creepy, make obscure references to old radio programs featuring Reichen, then quote him.
3) Be sophomoric. Sling 6th grade insults. “Talentless whore” will do just fine. It’s sufficiently lame and will articulate your jealousy quite eloquently. Broadcast your insecurities more by calling his lover names. Nothing says “I’m a delusional, obsessed, and insecure Reichen stalker” more than putting down his relationships.
More excerpts to come…