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Sam Smith reveals a rather odd sexual fantasy

Sam Smith ain’t a “wham, bam, thank you Sam” kind of guy.

Nawp. When it comes to the bedroom, he likes to take his sweet time.

For it is the sweetest time.

“I like to take my time,” he confirms on Australian’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show. “I love to love make…”

Mmm.

So if you’re looking for a quickie with Sam Smith, you’re totally out of luck. He needs the sex to last forever, or it just doesn’t feel right.

Related: PHOTOS: Sam Smith seen on the street kissing one of our favorite actors

He made the comments while doubling down on a statement he made to Buzzfeed last week, in which he wished we could all give ourselves “orgasms whenever [we] want.” (We can, btw.)

“Like, to be able to click your fingers and you feel an orgasm, without any of the work.”

So he wants instantaneous orgasms but he also wants each sex session to last for decades?

You’re giving us mixed messages, Sam.

We don’t know what you want from us, Sam.

We’re going out for a pack of smokes but we’ll be right back, Sam.

h/t: Gay Star News

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14 Comments

  • Xzamilloh

    I know what I want… to never what Sam Smith does in his bedroom. Thanks.

    • geb1966

      And yet you clicked on the article… simple solution to your issue. Don’t click!!

    • talktalktalk

      i don’t want to know either

  • Bob LaBlah

    It sounds like ol’ Sam’s record sales and popularity are so low he has to resort to sex to get his name back out there (personally I never thought it was out there but if the Grammy’s said he was worthy of one of their awards then he must have done something). In these days of pornhub, xtube, xhamster, rockettube and so forth he is going to have a rough go of making his sex life and issues something any will really care about. Good luck dear. Were I you I would just go back into the recording studio and give it another shot.

    • Brian

      He currently has the #1 album in the US and the UK, as well as a top 5 single in both countries. The album also hit #1 in 7 other countries. Popularity is not his problem right now. Being an annoying twit is his problem.

    • Juanjo

      How many hit records have you had, Bob?

    • Bob LaBlah

      Zero. And yourself?

  • Heywood Jablowme

    Maybe the “mixed messages” are because he’s so sexually inexperienced that he’s a little unclear on how sex actually works?

  • Bob LaBlah

    Has anyone else noticed that over the last week or some words in our comments are either omitted or substituted thanks to autocorrect even though thats not how it appeared as we typed by the time we hit post comment?

    • Xzamilloh

      YES!!!

  • Terrycloth

    I think he’s mad he ripped off the melody to stay with me of Tom Petty”s I won’t back.down. had to give Tom writing credit lost a lot of song writing royalties…I don’t care what he’s into…he’s not attractive to me..plus them Brits have ugly dicks…
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  • Danny595

    By his own admission, he’s not even a man. He’s a “non-binary.” So who cares what he’s into?

  • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

    Caution! Contemplating carb-faced Caruso’s connubial caterwauling could cause cognitive catastrophe

  • talktalktalk

    christ he’s ugly

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