Recently slimmed down singer Mariah Carey intimated that her weight loss may inspire a work out video, but she’s well aware that it would be an insta-punchline: “…When you’re constantly having your picture taken and on TV like I am, well, I could see I really did need to lose some of the bulk. I might be doing a workout video, which will be a big joke anyway, but I can show how I did it.” This reminds us of her MTV Cribs appearance when Carey lamented that she wasn’t allowed to eat pizza or, basically, anything. Can you tape and sell that? [NME]