Plus, George Takei Gives 'Simpsons' Crew The Creepers

Sticky Icky Lance Bass

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Lance Bass doesn’t appreciate when potheads clog up the potty. Page Six reports that the former boy bander got combative at Hiro recently when “folks smoking funny-smelling cigarettes” barricaded themselves inside the bathroom. And, as we know, Bass can mean serious business.

One witness squeals: “He was banging on the door like a diva, yelling, ‘What the [bleep] are you guys doing in there? Finally he just yelled, ‘I just have to pee!’…” Bass then went in, came out and shook everyone’s hand – sans hand sanitation. Maybe he just forgot…

Meanwhile, in other gay gossip, The Simpsons reportedly no longer employ Star Trek star George Takei because he got a little creepy.

[Producers stopped hiring him because] he “creeped out the staff” and kept calling one of the interns “sweetie.” So said [multi-voiced] Hank Azaria…

[Azaria also] shared his theory on what happens to “many, many” supporting Simpsons characters, including Old Sea Captain and Lenny and Carl: “They start out delightfully wacky and then they get really stupid – and then they turn gay.”

That Old Sea Captain always did seem a bit light in the peg leg.