Stop Trying To Break Into Ellen + Portia DeGeneres’ House

In 2007 Ellen DeGeneres snapped up two Beverly Hills properties and merged them together into a “compound,” spending $37.5 million in the process. Evidently some crazed female fan wanted a closer look on Thursday, so she dared trespass on The House That Coming Out On A Sitcom Built. It didn’t go well. Where is Antoine Dodson when you need him?

“The property is protected by a 24-hour security team that detected and detained the intruder until she was turned over to the custody of Beverly Hills police officers, who arrested her,” says Ellen’s rep in a statement. “The intruder never entered the actual residence, and did not make any contact with either Ellen or Portia. Ellen and Portia appreciate the fast and effective response of BHPD officers.” The trespasser didn’t even walk away with a CoverGirl gift bag, can you believe!