LETTERS FROM A NUT

Tea Party Nation Prez: Obama Needs To Prove He’s Not A Gay Crackhead

Judson Phillips, president of Tea Party Nation, is demanding that President Obama provide vital information. No, not his birth certificate—proof that the Commander in Chief isn’t a crack-smoking homosexual.

Phillips sent out a email to his minions revealing how back in 1999, Barry Obama was doing crack cocaine and sleeping with a gay hustler named Larry Sinclair.

“Is Obama an addict?  Was he an addict in the past? These are all legitimate questions to ask about a man who has his hands on the nuclear trigger,” Phillips demands. “Why is Obama hiding these [medical] records and why isn’t the drive by media asking these questions.”

Even if Obama did smoke crack in his salad days, it wouldn’t show up in his current medical records (unless it was some serious shit.)

Phillips—a former Tennessee D.A. who has endorsed limiting voting rights to property owners—goes on to ask why Republicans aren’t “demanding the answers to these questions, instead of telling Mitt Romney he needs to play into Obama’s hands by releasing more tax returns?”

Yeah, you people need to know the truth!

And the truth, according to Raw Story, is that Larry Sinclair is full of crap:

A lifelong con-man who’s made wild allegations against the president and even published a book about the lewd tale. He told The National Press Club in 2008 that Obama is actually gay, but Sinclair’s claims were widely disregarded due to his 26-year-criminal history. Sinclair’s arrest on forgery charges, which immediately followed his big press conference, didn’t help much either.

We’re just amazed the Tea Baggers are still around—we kind of figured some giant sinkhole swallowed them hole. And least that’s what we pray for.