What do you get when you cross Children of the Corn with Rosemary’s Baby?
At worst, an unwieldy assemblage of malignant child actors. At best? One of the brand new trailers hyping the upcoming season of American Horror Story.
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First up: Over a soundtrack of plaintive humming as unsettling as those Sarah McLachlan animal rights commercials, a graduate from the Ratched College of Nursing takes her finest pair of Mommie Dearest shears and cuts down the mobile hanging above a nefarious baby carriage. A drizzle of rotting teeth follows.
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Second up: Are a cadre of aliens being trained in advanced human abduction? Because one student apparently failed to crack the textbook, but succeeds in cracking his subject’s spine on her way up to the spacecraft. We hope she’s feeling better.
Right now, it’s impossible to say whether these trailers provide any hints to next season’s theme, or whether they’re just a bit of fun to throw us off the scent.
Find out when season six premieres September 14th. Scream.
Xzamilio
Just like with Coven and Freakshow, Hotel slowly careened off of a cliff and I was just not interested by the end. The trailers are the best part of American Horror Story, but they hype it up too much and is a monumental letdown. The last good season was Asylum
queerbec
Ryan Murphy has indicated that they are releasing four trailers for this fall’s American Horror Story, but that only one of them is true, regarding the plot line and location of the upcoming edition. He wants his fans to have fun speculating which one is true.
tricky ricky
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Sluggo2007
I loved the first season with Connie Britton and Dylan McDermott. After that, meh.
Paco
The ending for each season of AHS is always a let down.
Charlie in Charge
So many nay-sayers on here; I didn’t love Freak Show but every other season has been a gem.