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The Internet’s (Mostly Sad) Choreographic Recreations of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”

Whether it’s Beyonce or Britney, the gays (and some heteros) love recreating their favorite pop dart routines. And Lady Gaga‘s “Bad Romance” — arguably the singer’s most complex and masterful work to date — is no exception. But because there are no censors for this sort of thing when uploading to YouTube, the web is filled with pretty terrible renditions — both with original choreography, and repeats of the Fame Monster’s original steps. But not all of them are so bad. Like the one above.

The most ridiculous? We saved for last.


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Bad lighting + Dorm room + Booty shorts = Never gonna live it down


Speaking of dorm rooms? But cutting from one shot to anotherdoes not a dance routine make


A room full of mirrors just means the mistakes can be seen in 360


You would think wearing just boxer briefs on the bottom would distract us from the terrible dancing. It did not


This dance was actually made for drag queens


It was also made for Boylesque


At least his put effort into his … costume?


Biggest waste of a green screen since National Treasure 2


We expected more


In a word: No


An empty garage is the new dance studio


And of course there’s pop music’s biggest offender of them all


Hands down, the most awesome

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