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The Ridiculous FCC Complaints Filed Over Adam Lambert’s Crotchgate

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ABC says it received some 1,500 complaints after broadcasting the American Music Awards, wherein Adam Lambert kissed another man, and thrust another man’s face into his crotch. Turns out the FCC also received some! And from the looks of things, they are patently ridiculous.

This one’s titled “Truely Disguisted”:

Adam Lambert performance. It was a porno with clothes on. I was watching with my child and I cannot believe that he was allowed to do that on tv. He had men and women sticking theeir faces in his crotch and at one point rubbed a girls crotch. It was very inappropriate for prime time network television and I am truely disguisted!!

COMPLAINANT RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS THAT THE FCC ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS COMPLAINT, AND THAT THE FCC KEEP ME INFORMED OF THE PROGRESS AND RESULTS OF YOUR INVESTIGATION INTO THIS MATTER.

Here’s “A lewd bisexual performance”:

The final act of the program was a lewd bisexual performance by Adam Lambert. During his performance he placed a males head in his genital area, rubbed his hand across a female’s genital area, and wildly kissed a male. THIS WAS CLEARLY OBSENE AND INAPPROPRIATE FOR BROADCAST TELEVISION. Please tell me that the level of acceptable content on television has not been lowered to include the perverse actions of immoral individuals.

And here’s “Some S&M sex show”:

I would like to lodge a complaint against Adam Lamberts performance on the ABC’s American Music Awards show that aired during prime time tonight. His performance was way past what should be seen on tv. Gay sex acts were simulated, along with sticking his fingers in the crotch of one of his female dancers. His whole performance belonged in some S&M sex show, not on prime time TV. I had to remove my daughter from th room it was so shocking. Enough of this, where are our morals going to.

There’s a whole bunch more on this blog and The Smoking Gun, and they make us proud to be Americans.