‘The Way Gay Couples Fight’: By Beating the Shit Out of Each Other in a Parked Car

“This was the way gay couples fight,” a Florida man told a police officer who found him in a car, covered in blood, after witnessing the man “wildly punching” in the direction of the driver’s seat, where his domestic partner was seated. The officer, who discovered the defendant with a bloody hand and the victim with blood on his face, hands, and clothing, noted in his police report the defendant, who was charged with domestic battery, was “adament [sic] that being hit was an acceptable behavior.”

(No, that is not a photo of the actual victim, but a zombie actor in fake blood.)