Who is Simon Dunn? What makes him tick? Why is he staring at you that way?
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Here’s what we know about the man. The Australian bobsledder became the first openly gay athlete to represent his country in the Olympics. Since officially hanging up his puffer down-filled jacket, he’s committed full-time to being ludicrously handsome and waltzing into photo sessions wearing a gladiator codpiece. (Curious? Here’s his Instagram account.)
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That’s not all. He plays rugby every chance he gets. He uses his profile to combat homophobia in sports. When not busily typing out columns for Attitude, he’s hypnotizing YouTube denizens with videos featuring him hulking out to lumber, wrestling, and trotting around the beach in a Speedo. Quite recently, he did an enticing photoshoot for DNA Magazine that features him in all sorts of revealing fur fripperies.
Take a look at precisely what Dunn has on display:
jack_mcintosh
why cant you show a penis, more bare asses its got to be legal others do
11jks13
Because, no matter the size of ones penis, trolls out there will say..it’s to small, not fat enough, BLAH BLAH BLAH, to make them self feel better about their own microscopic junk.
jack_mcintosh
this page is gay oriented why no dicks and litlle ass you know us boys all we think about is sexlol
Captain proton
They try to be a serious news website. the skin showing is to keep people interested.
JerseyMike
I could eat that..
Latinoguy00
This man is very handsome, from his incredible body and self confidence, I hope that he is equally as healthy and happy.
Beautiful man. Wish him well.
mz.sam
Wow…I just blew my load!
arcoarconcio_passivy
Yes It´s my good francuier ! The photto loook historyc is ! Love eyes the week the week love tuor hotel resont specilaity sexo is kieses drinks music love book love film love it´s no not like life luck ! yes ahaha yeahh ! I´ts Next Cup Sport Rudy Homofobbic ! Ensaion Studion the photto albuns byby llol byby mem Beautiflysxxescthe and sex .
baylf2000
WHAT!!!??
THIS ARTICLE COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE MORE INCORRECT!!!
1. Simon has never competed at an Olympic games.
2. Matthew Mitcham was the first openly gay athlete to compete at an Olympic Games. He did so at the Beijing 2008 Olympics.
How could you possibly get those details SO WRONG??
CarlIsle
Thank you baylf2000 for setting the record straight. You beat me to it.
It’s interesting comparing how the professional (photoshppped?) photos compare to Simon’s selfies…
Fergie
What a beautiful man, he could leave his slippers under my bed anytime. Yum!
CarlIsle
Every time I see stories about Simon Dunn I remember the scene in Mean Girls when one of them says to another “stop trying to make fetch happen” but in place of fetch I think Simon. 🙂
stevetalbert
Better fetch than felch