Ssshhtt! Quiet now as we creep nimbly through the brambles, and be mindful of leaves crackling underfoot, lest we frighten away the foundling…
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Discovered in his natural habitat, the mysterious figure we’ll hitherto refer to as The Handsome Gardener is causing a minor sensation throughout the blurgosphere.
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So, what do we know about this Gardener Of Earthly Delights? Well, nothing. He’s handsome. He gardens. He was filmed by a drag queen named Monica Moore, who decided to share his beautiful visage on Facebook.
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Have a look for yourself. And don’t worry: absolutely none of this is even remotely creepy.
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charlie_jackpot
Smoking body – but without a good look at the face not yet ready to file under handsome
truckproductions
so damn sexy.. nothing on his face could take about how sexy he is. masculinity for days
jhon_siders
A bit like me but I have more fur and bigger beard maybe taller he IS a hot man id not toss him out of bed !!
Brian
Oh, Papi!!!!
Push my barrow, Papi. I’m all yours, legs splayed.
Xzamilloh
@Brian: Dude your comments are like water on a map: all over the place
Brian
@Xzamilloh: What do you mean, all over the place? I’m consistent intellectually and I also know how to admire a masculine body. Those stances are not contrary to each other.
As I said above about that man pushing the lawnmower, I’m all yours – even there on the grass, right in front of all those passing cars.
masteradrian
NOT creepy????
You do NOT know hat you are talking about, either you’re used to sickening things or your brains have definitely defined creepy totally wrong!
The beauty of this guy IS creepy!
If only all gardeners looked a bit like him, then the world would be a MUCH better place!
Xzamilloh
@Brian: Yes, I can always count on you for a psychoanalysis of the human male condition and their innate homosexual attractions that do not correlate to homosexual promiscuity… now put your sweaty balls in my mouth and fart on my forehead, DADDY!!!!
scotshot
@Brian: You forgot to add that you’re just another mixed nut in the jar.
Tobi
@Brian: “I’m consistent intellectually…”
I probably won’t stop laughing for days.
trell
Not creepy?
Ok, he’s a fit guy, but at what point did it become OK to objectify him by secretly filming him, then posting it all over the web? At least with the other guy-candy related posts, they knew they were being photographed. This guy is clearly oblivious, and I bet that Monica didn’t ask him if it was OK to post him up on the internet.
Also, the Not-Creepy comments….’Gardener of Earthly Delights’? FFS! And I have never seen Brian act like a complete letch. ‘Push my barrow, papi ‘ seriously?!
If this is all not creepy, then I’m not gay.
takingliberties
Is he a top?
Jack Meoff
The next thing you know this guy will be appearing on Ellen as the new gardener.
HereinNYC
It’s creepy to be taking video of people and then posting them without their knowledge/permission like that.
He well might be flattered, but could also be weirded out. I know i would be.
PrinceofReason
It’s creepy.
Chris
How is the taking and posting of this video different than stalking someone?
Captain Obvious
Super creepy. Somehow worse than the random pics some gay sites post of random men who have no idea their picture is being taken without their permission and plastered around as voyeur porn.