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Tony Perkins And Other Right Wing Mouthpieces Make It Extra Clear They Aren’t Gay; Did Something Happen?

Tony PerkinsWhile it’s certainly not uncommon for Family Research Council members to go out of their way (too out of their way if you ask us, or any rational person) to make sure it’s known that they are not, at all, even a tiny bit gay, their behavior at the annual Watchmen on the Wall conference has raised our eyebrows.

First there’s this. Craig James, the former FOX Sports commentator and current douche de jour, gave a speech where he joked that there should be a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about the group’s tour of the capital the previous night.

He specifically mentions FRC president Tony Vomit-In-My-Mouth Perkins and executive vice president Jerry Boykin in regards to some possible boisterous male bonding that might have occurred.

Later when Perkins takes the stage to speak after being introduced by his hometown pastor, the pastor gives him a hug and Tony says, “Thank you. I was just glad you didn’t kiss me.”

For a bunch of definitely, absolutely, one hundred per cent without question heterosexual women-lovingĀ did we mentionĀ straight men, they sure do spend a lot of energy thinking about homosexuality.

We’re not saying that they’re gay of course.

But we sure aren’t saying they aren’t either.

Here’re the clips cut together by Right Wing Watch:

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8 Comments

  • fagburn

    Queerty compalains about ‘right-wing mouthpieces?
    Irony dies!
    ‘Doth protest too much’ much?

  • coffeeaugur

    “aren’t gay” …. snicker … hehehehehehe … lol … hehehehehehe

  • Cam

    Considering the fact that they are obsessed with gay sex more than any actual gay men are, and the fact that so many others who make money in the “Anti-Gay Industry” have been outted it wouldn’t surprise me at all.

  • Mezaien

    Look who is in there! all white ass republican! Ho yes please don`t tell me! they ate Christian.

  • PARKAVMAN

    They are frightening.

  • jmmartin

    Psssst, Tony. The nastier you are to lgbtq people, the more likely it is you are one.

  • James Hart

    The Family Research Council should devote more time combatting divorce. That’s what is truly destroying American families. Not gays. But, because many of them are on their second and third marriages, you’ll never hear a peep out of them!

  • DarkZephyr

    @Mezaien: Dear God we get it already. You hate white guys and Christians. Must you regularly parrot yourself?

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