Okay, it’s only harassment if you don’t want it. And it appears that the writing staff at Tosh.0 are a pretty receptive bunch when it comes to having their man-teats (+ one lady and her blurry boobs) massaged by a naked gay.
The naked gay in question is Los Angeles’s Bob Patrick, who bills himself as a “Pleasure Coach” and has the cast-iron balls and sense of humor to boldly go where no naked gay rub-down-artist has gone before, to basic cable for a chance to give comedy massage while simultaneously blowing up his brand.
After working over the writers with a variety of clampy and vacuumy-looking apparatuseses and thingies, he strips Tosh and rubs his head between the host’s buttcheeks where, presumably, he has no nipples at all. But whatever. Bob seems kind of awesome.
Check out Patrick’s business here: http://www.ultramassage.com/
Bobby In Seattle
I watched the Tosh.0 that this was on, and it was hilarious. Daniel Tosh cracks me up. Bob Patrick sure is a hot older man, and I’ll bet he’s hella fun and an experienced Daddy that really knows how to please.
dellisonly
How the hell did I miss this. I need to at this to the record list and fast forward through the racist jokes
FreddyMertz
I love Tosh!!!!….I’m still ROFL!!!!!
Bobby Christina Crawford
dat is sum fuzzy azz shizz………..
Wyatt
Daniel Tosh is BY FAR the funniest thing running on Comedy Central right now. Love you daniel!!! :3
brandon h
So he’s still straight right?
Jayson510
I love how they all try and keep working. I bet they all enjoyed there nip play 🙂
Bobby Christina Crawford
That’s great. We, as a society, do not talk about Nipples as much as we should.
jeremiah
I bet they all had stiffies after Bob was done with them. Tosh sure is the gayest straight man I know.
Outsdr
That was really disturbing. I think I would have quit my job.
Drew
“But somehow we always manage to top ourselves.”
Damn, they’ve apparently even managed to outgay most gay guys I know.
Jamie Noir
That chubby bear is all sorts of hot. In a Greek Jack Black sort of way.
james_from_cambridge
@Outsdr: OMG! There was even a female writer whose nipples he was playing with. The writers all have the greatest sexual harassment lawsuit ever on their hands, LOL! Love Tosh…this is what he does best, make you laugh and disturb the shit outta you at the same time.
rhealyn
this is pathetic and disturbing, lol!
jon
That’s just amazing!!!! LOL tosh Laughter makes gay ok…trust me, my generation(college kids) it helps.
Steve D.
OK who else covered their eyes with their arm and squealed out loud while peeking over the top of their forearm while watching this? I’m not ashamed to admit it. Nothing agist, just so embarrassingly inappropriately hysterically funny.
Meowzer
Is it wrong that I just got really hard watching this?
jason
My own nibbles are very sensitive and directly connected to my clitoris.
Jeffree
Tosh is like a 4-year old boi trapped in a man’s body. He’s the uncool kid at the sportsbarm trying to pass as a “dood.”
His character is never sure if people are laughing at him or with him. That’s the kind of material that’s very tough to get right, because one tiny wrong step & you cross a line you can’t recover from (unless you send out apology cards, enter rehab, change agents, and swear it was the jetlag talking.)
I do think he’s cute, under the right lighting.
@Steve D.: That’s the perfect way to describe my reaction too. Blush, giggle, snort.
Brian
When will basic cable finally let us see boobs? Another day, some more back-ass ward social mores regarding nudity. A tit is a tit is a tit.
Brian
Not sure that Tosh’s gross-out frat dood humor is endearing to LGBT causes. More of the typical bullshit.
Jeffree
@Brian: So true, that’s why I refuse to watch him until he contributes 6.75% of his income to LGBTQQIA causes, hires 1.5 writers from the Queer community, and agrees to wear a blinky gay flag pin at all media events.
Furthermore, he should have all his material vetted by GLAAD, boycott Target, and cease using any cosmetics that have been tested on animals including plankton & cephalopods.
I do think it’s too early to suggest he be publicly flogged by the Leather Community, but a glitter shower isn’t out of the question.
Bob
Daniel Tosh is not funny.
AJ
@Bob: Amen to that! He’s not funny at all.
Mirza
yuck! this is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen…. sad how ppl would make up stuff and use it as jobs….
Fester
I’m upset they only showed the woman for like 2 seconds.
I would have loved to watch that little cutie get her nipples played with in the office while surrounded by her co-workers.