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Tosh.0 Institutes Mandatory Nipple Harassment For Entire Writing Staff

Okay, it’s only harassment if you don’t want it. And it appears that the writing staff at Tosh.0 are a pretty receptive bunch when it comes to having their man-teats (+ one lady and her blurry boobs) massaged by a naked gay.

The naked gay in question is Los Angeles’s Bob Patrick, who bills himself as a “Pleasure Coach” and has the cast-iron balls and sense of humor to boldly go where no naked gay rub-down-artist has gone before, to basic cable for a chance to give comedy massage while simultaneously blowing up his brand.

After working over the writers with a variety of clampy and vacuumy-looking apparatuseses and thingies, he strips Tosh and rubs his head between the host’s buttcheeks where, presumably, he has no nipples at all. But whatever. Bob seems kind of awesome.

Check out Patrick’s business here: http://www.ultramassage.com/