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Very gay man goes viral on TikTok for boasting about how “hetero, hetero, hetero” he is

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Jacarick, aka thesoftestbunny_
(Photo: @thesoftestbunny_)

A TikTok user has seen one of his videos go viral over the last week.

Jacarick posts as @thesoftestbunny_. He is based in Florida and has been posting comic content since middle school.

A year ago, a TikTok he posted picked up over 11 million views. He was responding to someone asking him if he was straight and assured them he was “Hetero, hetero, hetero.”

@thesoftestbunny_ Replying to @sarahm14086 ♬ original sound – thesoftestbunny_

However, last week he posted a follow-up expanding on just how straight he is.

In this “safe” version, Jacarick assures his viewers he’s straighter “than a pair of chopsticks lying flat on a kitchen table.”

“Straighter than the posture of a military soldier. I’ve never even seen a man before. I have no idea what a man looks like. Tastes like. Or feels like,” he says, going weak at the thought.

“Honey, if I was a homosexual, I would be out and proud. But that’s just not my life. That’s not my tea,” he adds, with a sassy finger snap. “You can’t clock me, sis.”

Obviously, the joke is he that radiates gayness.

@thesoftestbunny_

(Safe Version) 😂

♬ original sound – thesoftestbunny_

He’s also made a version with more risque language and swearing, which has now notched up over 1 million views on Instagram.

Watch below at your discretion.

The video has gone down well online.

“Me around my family at Thanksgiving,” joked one person.

“Nothing to see here, just a heterosexual man being very heterosexual,” quipped another.

“My dad heard ‘straighter than the posture of a military soldier’ and spit out his coffee laughing,” said a viewer on TikTok.

Jacarick confirmed to Queerty he is—of course—gay! He was also delighted the videos had touched a nerve.

“My reaction to this video going viral is absolute excitement! I’m overwhelmed with joy and people’s reactions are amazing.”

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