WATCH: Can’t Say “Penis”? Here’s 51 Church-Friendly Alternatives
Christwire’s Bryan Blake would like to share some Christian friendly synonyms for “penis” so you don’t go around sounding like a filthy liberal. His list is way better than this one, especially since it contains euphemisms such as “DNA Rifle,” “Danish Dizzy Eye” and “Puking Flesh Weasel.” Wow. We normally call ours “Willy Loman.”
i love the ‘Colorado Spitting Viper’ along with its hand/arm gesture.
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I don’t know why, but these anatomical euphemisms always get me. There are many hilarious ones for lady parts as well. lol
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Please don’t rape Mr. Blake with your gay eyes!
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@Tyson Bowers: Tyson! I am shocked by this behavior.
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@SD_Dave that is just gross!
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I understand gays can’t control their vile urges, but please leave my behind out of it.
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@August Weisz: They scare me August and I’m worried for the safety of Bryan’s sewer hole.
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Uh. ChristWire.Org is a parody site. The thing is they’re so good at it that people think it’s real. This list is intentionally funny. And good. I’m gonna use Squirt Dart.
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i dunno why but every time he said a different name for a penis, i kept imagining his and by the end of it i decided i wanted him. that is all…