In the official video for Kylie Minogue’s new single “Sexercize,” the 45-year-old Aussie pop star moves about in all sorts of various states of gyration, and we are not complaining. You’ve still got it, Kylie.
But it’s sexercize.tv, the confusing and flashy website devoted to the song, that’s really got our interest.
Browsing the site isn’t a bad way to kill some time — you’ll find some wacky material associated with the track’s two core themes. But one item clearly grabbed our attention.
Here’s the homorific version produced by VFiles and directed by Cody Critcheloe. It definitely makes us break a sweat:
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Faulk
First one is just not sexy at all, the second is at least funny and kinda educative.
Spike
Disappointed in this song, if I didn’t know it was Kylie I would have thought it was just another forgettable puff piece from Britney.
newecreator
Blame Sia for persuading Kylie to use this song in the album.