WATCH: Oberlin’s Soccer Team Gets So Excited “Every Time We Touch”

In August, the Oberlin College Men’s Soccer team went down Rio way to train with top Brazilian players. Well, apparently the rhythm got ’em, because the lads produced this cute (and not-too-mildly gay) parody video, set to the tune of Cascada’s “Everytime We Touch.”

We can’t say that this video, from Oberlin grad Daniel Schloss (who also did a Rebecca Black “Friday” parody), makes us any more likely to sit through an actual sporting event, but it definitely makes us wish we were an Oberlin student who knew how to kick a soccer ball.

A more, ahem, straight-up documentary about their amazing South American adventure will be forthcoming later this month. Hopefully it will still have some shirtless shaggy-haired college boys rubbing themselves in slo-mo. Go team!

Video via Daniel Schloss and OberlinCollege

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  • Mav

    This is hilarious. Shared. *two thumbs up* Proving that even heterosexuals can be fantastically gay if they try hard enough. And soccer apparently does a body good.

  • Thomas Maguire

    There is more than one potential Sean Cody model in that video.

    My money is on all of them being bottoms.

  • Sebastian

    LOVED the coco rasé at the end beautiful! SWEET!

  • Jack

    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 OBERLIN!!!!

  • Javier

    Disappointed. I was only attracted a couple of dudes, including the curly-headed biracial dude.

  • Spike

    Nice rip off of the Oregon Ducks ‘O’ on their shirts . . . Quack!

  • Michael in Toronto

    How great that they’re not afraid to “go there,” you know?

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  • alan Balehead

    don’t be so nasty! So braziliant of them to do this…

  • slanty

    More great posts from Ben, please. =)

  • Randall Reynolds

    So hot and care-free! I’m glad to see guys comfortable with themselves enough to have fun.

  • slutty mcsluttersen


    and where the hell is oberlin college???!!!??

  • J

    Oh man, maybe I should have gone to more sporting events. The soccer team is hot, especially the guy with the long hair. Alas, maybe when I come back to visit.

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