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WATCH: Oberlin’s Soccer Team Gets So Excited “Every Time We Touch”

In August, the Oberlin College Men’s Soccer team went down Rio way to train with top Brazilian players. Well, apparently the rhythm got ’em, because the lads produced this cute (and not-too-mildly gay) parody video, set to the tune of Cascada’s “Everytime We Touch.”

We can’t say that this video, from Oberlin grad Daniel Schloss (who also did a Rebecca Black “Friday” parody), makes us any more likely to sit through an actual sporting event, but it definitely makes us wish we were an Oberlin student who knew how to kick a soccer ball.

A more, ahem, straight-up documentary about their amazing South American adventure will be forthcoming later this month. Hopefully it will still have some shirtless shaggy-haired college boys rubbing themselves in slo-mo. Go team!

Video via Daniel Schloss and OberlinCollege

By:          Ben Kawaller (with editing by Dan Avery)
On:           Sep 2, 2011
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    • Mav

      This is hilarious. Shared. *two thumbs up* Proving that even heterosexuals can be fantastically gay if they try hard enough. And soccer apparently does a body good.

      Sep 2, 2011 at 7:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thomas Maguire

      There is more than one potential Sean Cody model in that video.

      My money is on all of them being bottoms.

      Sep 2, 2011 at 8:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebastian

      LOVED the coco rasé at the end beautiful! SWEET!

      Sep 2, 2011 at 9:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack

      <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 OBERLIN!!!!

      Sep 2, 2011 at 10:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Javier

      Disappointed. I was only attracted a couple of dudes, including the curly-headed biracial dude.

      Sep 2, 2011 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike

      Nice rip off of the Oregon Ducks ‘O’ on their shirts . . . Quack!

      Sep 2, 2011 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael in Toronto

      How great that they’re not afraid to “go there,” you know?

      Sep 2, 2011 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tommyb


      Sep 2, 2011 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan Balehead

      don’t be so nasty! So braziliant of them to do this…

      Sep 2, 2011 at 7:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • slanty

      More great posts from Ben, please. =)

      Sep 2, 2011 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Randall Reynolds

      So hot and care-free! I’m glad to see guys comfortable with themselves enough to have fun.

      Sep 3, 2011 at 6:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • slutty mcsluttersen


      and where the hell is oberlin college???!!!??

      Sep 3, 2011 at 9:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J

      Oh man, maybe I should have gone to more sporting events. The soccer team is hot, especially the guy with the long hair. Alas, maybe when I come back to visit.

      Sep 7, 2011 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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