Protein is an essential part of any diet, but that chemical strawberry flavor of your usual workout shake can start to make you feel like you’re slipping yourself a Mickey. Surely there’s another, tastier, more muscular way.
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To the rescue comes a very well-built chef who calls himself The Mincing Faggot, who first caught our attention on Towleroad. TMF is here to offer us all the chance to ogle his physique while experiencing a teachable moment as he whips up what he calls “The Liquid Chicken Shake.”
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Though “The Liquid Chicken Shake” sounds like something we’d be more likely to concoct on the dance-floor rather than the kitchen, he assures us all we need to make this muscle-promoting treat is a chicken breast, a Vitamix, and we’ll be ready to stultify the world with our impressive physique teeming with rippling musculature.
Give it a whirl:
AussieMuscle
‘Video is Private.’ I also checked his YouTube page – there’s no videos there as well?!
dwes09
Perhaps someone let him know that raw chicken is a classic source of salmonella and that a video like this is asking for a lawsuit when people get really, really sick!
gnaegele
Please make sure the videos are not private before adding them, thank you!
gnaegele
@gnaegele: this is not the first time, and I guess it surely won’t be the last time either… oh well… Many videos I have tried to watch before this one were private also.
truckproductions
why do bloggers insist on labeling guys like this as “well built” and allow the myth that they got that way through eating a certain way.. here’s an idea for a more truthful headline, “longtime steroid user tries to convince us all that he got his muscles magically through eating a chicken shake”
miles_hector
@dwes09: he said fully boiled chicken in the video. The chicken isn’t raw at all…
asby
The only thing i could think of while watching this video was Jim Carrey doing his Vera de Milo…That voice!
Tête Carrée
I’ll try this recipe next time I need a stomach enema aka projectile vomiting.
silveroracle
@asby: agreed. He did sound like Vera de Milo.
He’s still got a lovely body though.
Jack Meoff
I wonder how he managed to down that without gagging.
Eiswirth
@dwes09: It’s not “raw” chicken; it’s a fully-cooked, boiled chicken breast, as he stated in the beginning. I imagine it tastes somewhat like drinking cold chicken broth.
robho3
@dwes09: ummm he said the chicken was boiled – so it wasn’t raw.
robho3
@dwes09: so my question is why doesn’t he just eat the boiled chicken breast like it is in solid form?
Sluggo2007
@robho3: Because he’s trying to make people believe that he is ingenious.
sadlimbedeustace
@robho3: It’s nothing new. It’s often called a Poundstone shake, and if you’re on a bodybuilding diet consuming 6000-10,000 cals daily, it’s very useful. Chewing and swallowing 6 lbs of unseasoned boiled chicken breast every day is much more gag-inducing than just chugging it
throwslikeagirl
@dwes09: He said the chicken was cooked and it certainly looked like it was boiled or poached.
dinard38
Hmmmm…..how about just eat the damn boiled piece of chicken. It serves no purpose to liquify the meat other than to gross us out.
And to the poster who said he sounded like Vera De Milo, LMAO!!! I was trying to place his voice because I was thinking that he sounded like someone I knew. When I saw Vera De Milo, I was like, THAT’S IT!!!! LOL!!!
Captain Obvious
@sadlimbedeustace: Thank you! Seems like common sense but on this site with so many catty queens I guess it needed to be spelled out.
But you know these same ladies go weak in the knees for random twinks who look about 12. Tear apart the one real man we’ve seen on this site in a very long time. So pathetic.