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What, You Thought Rick Santorum Suddenly Wants Gays Raising Kids Now?

Calling it “common sense” that placing adoptive children in the homes of gays does a “disservice” to kids and society, because they need to be in a home with both a mother and a father,, Rick Santorum once again showed the world why his name is defined as the “frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” Speaking to CNS News, the former Pennsylvania senator says plainly, “I don’t believe in same-sex adoption nor do I believe in same-sex marriage.” And in case you’re wondering whether Santorum is toning down his rhetoric as he prepares for a possible 2012 presidential run, recall that it was only in October where, in a debate with Howard Dean, he insisted, “I don’t think we discriminate against gays any more than we discriminate against four people getting married…or a brother and a sister getting married.” Or should we wait for a repeat of his 2003 post-controversy statement, “My comments should not be misconstrued in any way as a statement on individual lifestyles.”