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“Wheel Of Fortune” Host Pat Sajak Comes Out On Twitter

You may only know Pat Sajak from the past 2,348 years he’s spent hosting super-gay contestants on Wheel Of Fortune, but he’s also well-known for his conservative leanings, and a recent tweet seems to be taking jabs at the gays.

Taking time out of a presumably grueling and busy schedule of reading flashcards and spinning wheels, he felt the need to post the following tweet:

 

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Oh, Pat. While coming out as heterosexual is a bold career move for an octogenarian such as yourself, we’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that most people don’t have interest in your sex life either way.

When LGBT entertainers come out they do so to be open and proud and to educate a heteronormative society that assumes heterosexuality from all.

But don’t worry Pat, you’re able to get in on at least a bit of the action because you did come out today: as a total d_uch_b_g.

We’re looking for three vowels here.  Can anyone help us out?