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Which Common Sense Nightlife Tips Do You Regularly Ignore?

I’m all for tips to keep us safe, particularly during Pride celebrations, when New York’s gays will be dancing on the pier and Chicago’s queers will be rubbing up against the Stanley Cup. In San Francisco, revelers will welcome the 40th anniversary of pride, with the Backstreet Boys and Andy Bell playing sets, and that’s where the Clubbers Guide to Safety is making its debut. It’s a pocket-sized pamphlet with common sense tips to keeping out of trouble while enjoying Ke$ha remixes, like reporting to police any criminal activity you witness, refusing drinks from strangers or leaving yours vulnerable on the bar. Also, remember that pickpockets “dance close and slip your wallet out,” so you shouldn’t “carry large amounts of cash or multiple credit cards.” So, uh, cower in the corner by yourself, don’t interact with anyone, and sorry but top shelf cocktails are off limits since you left the house with minimal dinero. Oh, I kid! Have fun, be safe, and buy me a drink, ’cause I left my wallet at home like I was told!

By:          Ryan Tedder
On:           Jun 24, 2010
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    • scott ny'er

      Looks like major rain this Sunday. So, NYC’s pride parade might not be that fun. :(

      Jun 24, 2010 at 8:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      How about remembering to wear “rear-access” shorts to the I-Beam after parade tea dance. All those hot sweaty shirtless boys grinding together…and a pair of rear-access shorts allowing, you know, him, to grind his pole in your hole, all to the rhythm! Oh 1981, where have you gone? Now where did I put those shorts?

      Jun 24, 2010 at 8:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz

      If the guy wanting to touch up on you and blow you in the bathroom is WAY too hot, hunky, and young, remember that he is probably a tweaker from out of town, and has bad-news written all over him.

      Jun 24, 2010 at 9:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Black Pegasus

      Just two Tips from me:

      1. Clean your ASS properly! You never who’s mouth
      you’ll have to feed in a moment’s notice. Hot Tops Love
      to eat your Ass out before giving you that good Dick!, So
      clean that bootay mmmkay…?

      2. Listerine Breathe Strips! Keep some handy. All
      of that alcohol and on-the-food does not make for
      a lovely smelling mouth. So pop one in before you
      shove your tongue down the stripper’s throat!

      Enjoy kids!

      Jun 24, 2010 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lincoln Rose

      As much as I love my own community, when it comes to being body to body in a bar, you can bet my wallet gets switched from my back pocket to my front. I can’t afford to lose what little I have to a pickpocket.

      My mom taught me, if you get a drink, then put it down and let it get out of your sight, then you go buy another one. Or just finish it first. Either of these is better than chancing a roofie slipped into it.

      Jun 24, 2010 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robert

      How much of the date-rape/roofies hysteria is myth? Practically all of it from what I’ve heard.

      Jun 24, 2010 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddie

      One word: pre-lube.

      Jun 24, 2010 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Giovannidude

      It isn’t just mixed drinks. You don’t want someone to slip something in your PepsiCola. It’s OK if they slip something in your rear-access shorts. Pre-lube is a great idea.

      The advice about leaving your wallet and credit cards at home is OK, but what if someone breaks into your apartment while you’re at the festivities?

      Jun 24, 2010 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeffree

      @Robert: “date rape” drugs are still a problem on/ near college campuses. Because theyre hard to detect the next day, it’s hard to prove they led to a sexual assault. That’s what I learned at our sexual assault section of peer counseling classes.
      They also warned about *gasp* the dangers of consuming too much alcohol !

      Jun 24, 2010 at 8:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael

      Hey! That bartender is Tom – I used to know him in Ft. Lauderdale. He’s a SUPER sweetheart!

      Jun 24, 2010 at 9:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Styrofoam Sheets ·

      i quite seem to enjoy my night life enjoying and attending parties, “

      Nov 3, 2010 at 7:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kitchen Units

      having a regular nightlife can make your life a very colorful one, i enjoy having nigh outs ‘~`

      Dec 2, 2010 at 4:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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