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Yes, Rep. Aaron Schock Made The RILF List

Without exactly zero openly gay Republicans serving in any state legislature, the silver fox aficionados at were left to hunt down str8 hotties for their list of Republicans I’d Like To Fuck. So let’s go to the federal level and find out who made this very exclusive list of RILFs. Hint: If you’ve got a name like Boehner, you can be damn sure the gays want a piece of that. Next time, can we get some bi-partisan bi-curiosity?

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    Pathetic…..I wouldn’t shit on any of these scumbags who pander to those who relish every opportunity to deny our community equality much less wish to fcuk any of them…………

  • kenny


    *claps* Bravo I am so glad someone said that even if some of these guys are handsome big fucking deal.These jerks are constantly trying to shit on our rights and freedom. Even more pathetic thing is any of us who drool over these guys makes THEM sick because they hate us and we disgust THEM.Bastards.

  • CHI79

    Too bad Aaron Schock actually is gay and still manages to deny his community rights.

  • christopher di spirito

    I’m endlessly fascinated by these dumbass gay men who are attracted to Republicans?

    I’ve fucked gay men, a few women and a even some straight guys but I have not — to my knowledge, ever fucked a Republican and I plan to keep this record until the day I die.

  • Fitz

    How low does your self esteem have to get before you let yourself get fucked by someone who hates you?

  • greenmanTN

    Oh, don’t get your panties in a wad. Finding someone physically attractive in the abstract is far from the same thing as supporting them politically. It’s just a game, usually accompanied by the thought, “it’s a shame he’s such a reprehensible dirtbag.”

  • Cam


    Exactly, That guy should be ashamed of himself.

  • Charlie Jackpot

    There are some pretty suggestive pics of Shock surely they didn’t have to gay him up as much as the others

  • gregger

    @CHI79: Hello!!!!!!!!! My cousin who’s one of his constituents has had a lot of dealings with Schock and has said “he’s on your team but he’s a closet case.” I’d love to be able to out him as a big QUEEN.

  • hephaestion

    Congressman Most Likely to Get Caught in the Bachelors Mill on 8th Street, SE: Aaron Schock.

  • jackieohboy

    it is called subversion. calm down

  • alan brickman

    Aaron is so pathetic for living in a glass closet….

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