As William Carlos Williams wrote in his celebrated 1923 poem “The Red Wheelbarrow,”
so much depends
upon
and Madge
inexplicably watching
a UFC fight
and we’re supposed to give a flying copulation
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Now, 93 years later, it appears Williams — perhaps passing the time in-between shifts in the sterile corridors of Passaic General Hospital? — somehow prophesied the below Instagram posts during a moment of prescient whimsy:
As the likes of Bill Moyers pen eulogies to the American dream and spirit, perhaps these sort of puff pieces are just the antidote we need to bolster our hearts and spirits and whatever
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SnakeyJ
If Derek De Koff thinks he’s too good to write this stuff, why is he?
Kieran
Shouldn’t Madge be home packing for her move to Canada?
truckproductions
what the hell? what speedos? why are ur articles such crap now?
Sluggo2007
@truckproductions: Now?
icntblvit
God i hope he’s not shtooping her.