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Zac Efron And Madonna Cozy Up To Men Tussling In Speedos

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As William Carlos Williams wrote in his celebrated 1923 poem “The Red Wheelbarrow,”

so much depends

upon

Zac Efron

and Madge

inexplicably watching

a UFC fight

and we’re supposed to give a flying copulation

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Now, 93 years later, it appears Williams — perhaps passing the time in-between shifts in the sterile corridors of Passaic General Hospital? — somehow prophesied the below Instagram posts during a moment of prescient whimsy:

When Madonna meets a legend #ZacEfron

A photo posted by Team_ZacEfron (@team_zacefron) on

#Madonna in @Ufc (November 12 2016 )

A video posted by Everything new on Mdna Madonna (@madgeluv) on

As the likes of Bill Moyers pen eulogies to the American dream and spirit, perhaps these sort of puff pieces are just the antidote we need to bolster our hearts and spirits and whatever