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5 Things I Want Paul The Psychic Octopus to Predict

He scored 100 percent with his World Cup predictions, correctly guessing eight out of eight of the final games. But what else can Paul The Octopus, who calls a German aquarium home, be used for?

Before he officially retires, I want to see glass blocks put in Paul’s tank that’ll show whether:

• Argentina will legalize same-sex marriage
• The Justice Department will appeal Boston’s DOMA ruling
• Judge Vaughn Walker will strike down Prop 8
• Congress will repeal DADT by Christmas
• Rep. Aaron Schock has ever, even once, played for our team

By:           JD
On:           Jul 12, 2010
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  • 9 Comments
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      Seems like a very reasonable request :)

      Jul 12, 2010 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      In the “gee what a suprise file”, it seems muslim clerics have issued a fatwa against an octoups for “assumning god like declarations”……………

      Jul 12, 2010 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CHIP1218
      CHIP1218

      They also issued a fatwa against those vuvuzelas, at least against the use of them in their own countries.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael in Toronto
      Michael in Toronto

      • The Republicans will be back in power (God forbid)

      Jul 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      Will Sarah Palin be the next president? So I can make the most of the last days of freedom from theocratic authority.

      Jul 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JohnnyTrue
      JohnnyTrue

      I have one – did my ex cheat on me like I suspected? I don’t care if it was 8 years ago, I need to know (btw – joking – sorta).

      Jul 12, 2010 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sceth
      Sceth

      @JohnnyTrue: You’ll be a happier man if you let it go.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 3:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffreee
      Jeffreee

      Here’s a good one: when & where was I born?

      Ok: that’s two. I’m greedy like that
      :-D

      Jul 13, 2010 at 8:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Syl
      Syl

      What if the answers aren’t good? Paul doesn’t control the future, he just tells it like it is.

      Jul 14, 2010 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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