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Acockalypse Now: The Ensuing Melee That DADT Will Bring For Straight Dudes Hoping to Avoid Queers

Oh hey there, B. Safi. Almost didn’t see you there, because it’s been so long since you grabbed a gay issue out of the headlines and pointed out how stupid people are being about it. Like how Republicans (and some Democrats who won’t admit it) have a reasonable point about how homosexuals are joining the military in droves just so they can fly across the Atlantic, put their lives at risk, all so they can sneak a peek at some wenis.

By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 12, 2010
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  • 13 Comments
    • Brian NJ
      Brian NJ

      Best line: Why go to a gay bar log on to manhunt dot com, when you your can fly to Afghanistan, risk you life, just to sneak a peak at a straight dude’s dong?

      Feb 12, 2010 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen
      ggreen

      Straights aren’t afraid to have gay guys look at their junk. They are afraid to look at the gay guys dicks. They are always so much bigger.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      They know gay guys are looking at their junk now, they just don’t know for sure who the gay guys are. If DADT is repealed, the straight guys will finally know which direction to stand in in the shower if they have to pick up their soap. I would think it would be a load off their minds.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pogobock
      pogobock

      This is all Obama’s fault.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 1:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elo
      Elo

      @POGOBACK
      You, uh, don’t like Obama much, do you?

      Feb 12, 2010 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Hell! They don’t want to avoid queers. They want easy receipt of oral sex, thousands of miles from the battle-ax at home who’ll never know.

      And some of them could get it if they have good manners about asking. As Sophie Tucker once put it, “Make him say please, make him say thanks, or don’t give him nothing at all. Why, the least he can be is nice and polite. After all, he isn’t spending a thing but the night.”

      Feb 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shawn
      Shawn

      Please, there were plenty of “Straight” guys that said things like “I wanna F**k you” and the like to me while I was in the army.

      These guys had families and everything. There is a bit of a saying in the military…”gay is only 1 drink away”.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      No. 5 · Elo

      You, uh, don’t like Obama much, do you?

      What was your first clue? :)

      Feb 12, 2010 at 11:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • COOperComeOUt
      COOperComeOUt

      I wonder what Mr. Anderson Cooper has to say about this issue…

      Feb 13, 2010 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Theinsider
      Theinsider

      It’s not only Republicans who are opposing it, let’s be clear. The Dems have failed us as well.

      Feb 13, 2010 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bayonet
      Bayonet

      I dont no trannies serving in the military! Hell no!

      Feb 13, 2010 at 10:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      No. 11 · Bayonet

      I dont no trannies serving in the military! Hell no!

      Coming from someone with a name like yours, that really is a “stab in the back”, quite literally.

      Feb 13, 2010 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      No. 9 · COOperComeOUt

      I wonder what Mr. Anderson Cooper has to say about this issue…

      He probably thinks that this disgusting bitch should hop on a plane and get the fuck outta Dodge.

      With any degree of luck, the flight attendant might ask her “Would you like some TWA tea?” ;P

      Feb 13, 2010 at 9:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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