Booty Bump Brought Crystal Down

Crystal and Jessica were the best of friends, until Jessica gave Crystal a booty bump. And their lives would never, ever be the same.

See what we mean, after the jump.

Thanks virtual matter, we needed a laugh!

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By: Andrew Belonksy
On: Jul 12, 2007
Tagged: Crystal Meth, Humor, Judge Judy

4 Comments

No. 1 · gayleftborg
What is this world coming to – you can’t even “booty bump” your friend without her taking you to Judge Judy LOL

Jul 12, 2007 at 10:42 am · @Reply ·
No. 2 · thatguyfromboston
That’s what you get when you booty bump crystal!
I believe that this may very well be the first time that the term “booty bump” has ever been uttered on national television. correct me if i’m wrong

Jul 12, 2007 at 11:29 am · @Reply ·
No. 3 · nycstudman
Please don’t tell me her name is Crystal!

Jul 12, 2007 at 2:34 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Rowen
I wonder if to Booty Bump Crystal can be new slang. I’m not sure what, though I’d imagine it would have something to do with drugs. But I would so be all over that. Well, not the drugs.

Jul 14, 2007 at 12:25 pm · @Reply ·