Booty Bump Brought Crystal Down

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Crystal and Jessica were the best of friends, until Jessica gave Crystal a booty bump. And their lives would never, ever be the same.

See what we mean, after the jump.

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By: Andrew Belonksy
On: Jul 12, 2007
Tagged: Crystal Meth, Humor, Judge Judy

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No. 1 · gayleftborg · Member · 12 comments

What is this world coming to – you can’t even “booty bump” your friend without her taking you to Judge Judy LOL

Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 10:42 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · thatguyfromboston · Member · 182 comments

That’s what you get when you booty bump crystal!
I believe that this may very well be the first time that the term “booty bump” has ever been uttered on national television. correct me if i’m wrong

Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 11:29 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · nycstudman · Member · 256 comments

Please don’t tell me her name is Crystal!

Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 2:34 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · Rowen · Member · 67 comments

I wonder if to Booty Bump Crystal can be new slang. I’m not sure what, though I’d imagine it would have something to do with drugs. But I would so be all over that. Well, not the drugs.

Posted: Jul 14, 2007 at 12:25 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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