Crystal and Jessica were the best of friends, until Jessica gave Crystal a booty bump. And their lives would never, ever be the same.
See what we mean, after the jump.
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gayleftborg
What is this world coming to – you can’t even “booty bump” your friend without her taking you to Judge Judy LOL
thatguyfromboston
That’s what you get when you booty bump crystal!
I believe that this may very well be the first time that the term “booty bump” has ever been uttered on national television. correct me if i’m wrong
nycstudman
Please don’t tell me her name is Crystal!
Rowen
I wonder if to Booty Bump Crystal can be new slang. I’m not sure what, though I’d imagine it would have something to do with drugs. But I would so be all over that. Well, not the drugs.