Booty Bump Brought Crystal Down

By Andrew Belonsky July 12, 2007 at 9:07am

Crystal and Jessica were the best of friends, until Jessica gave Crystal a booty bump. And their lives would never, ever be the same.

See what we mean, after the jump.

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4 Comments

gayleftborg

What is this world coming to – you can’t even “booty bump” your friend without her taking you to Judge Judy LOL

July 12, 2007 at 10:07am
thatguyfromboston

That’s what you get when you booty bump crystal!
I believe that this may very well be the first time that the term “booty bump” has ever been uttered on national television. correct me if i’m wrong

July 12, 2007 at 11:07am
nycstudman

Please don’t tell me her name is Crystal!

July 12, 2007 at 2:07pm
Rowen

I wonder if to Booty Bump Crystal can be new slang. I’m not sure what, though I’d imagine it would have something to do with drugs. But I would so be all over that. Well, not the drugs.

July 14, 2007 at 12:07pm