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Bullet Proof Vest Part Of Gene Robinson’s Wardrobe

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It’s function over fashion for Gene Robinson. The openly gay Anglican Bishop revealed last night that he wears a bullet proof vest after receiving death threats. He also travels with a body guard – just like a Hollywood celebrity!

The secure sartorial details came during a speech at Kent University in England, during which Robinson lamented the treatment of queer families.

Always an optimist, however, the preacher man insisted that happier days are on the horizon:

Heterosexism is the problem with today’s society. Homosexual families are still viewed as second class citizens, but what we are seeing today is the death of patriarchy. In order for the Church to come round to the idea of gay marriage, we need to separate the civil right from the religious right. If we can do that, we might get more religious support for the issue.

It’s an exciting time to be alive.

Robinson also speculated that anti-gay hate would break God’s heart. God has neither confirmed nor denied said speculation.

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Jul 30, 2008
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  • 7 Comments
    • mark
      mark

      Isn’t rather stupid to announce you wear a vest?
      The point is an assailant would shoot in the body rather than a head shot.

      Jul 30, 2008 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex
      Alex

      He mentioned that he was wearing a bulletproof vest when he was confirmed (correct word?) as bishop in the movie For The Bible Tells Me So.

      Jul 30, 2008 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Psychofag
      Psychofag

      He’s hot…I’ll get down on my knees to confess my sins to him….anytime…

      Jul 30, 2008 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charley
      Charley

      If his god was as all powerful and all knowing as Robinson claims, his god would zap the homophobic enemies with a bolt of lightning. Answer, there is no god the father, son, or holy ghost. Never was, never will be.

      Jul 31, 2008 at 12:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      And why would a christian wear a bullet-proof vest if God protects his children?! Answer: God does nothing.

      Jul 31, 2008 at 1:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abelincoln
      abelincoln

      xtians are such ironic people. obey the 10 commandents and don’t kill, unless it’s ‘fag’.

      I just luv me them hypochrists.

      Jul 31, 2008 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      Hypochrist!!Never heard that one before! Hilarious!

      Jul 31, 2008 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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