The dick graze. If it’s not already a thing, it ought to be soon. Casually brushing one’s hand against a guy’s crotch is just a little way Channing Tatum, who obviously likes penises a lot, likes to say hello to his buddies as he demonstrates in this promo for his hit comedy 22 Jump Street. Besides, shaking hands is so played. Tatum’s Jump Street co-star Jillian Bell also comes out as a grazing advocate and proves that the ladies can sometimes enjoy a “tit graze.”
Check out the grazing action below.
mydude
If you think he’s pandering, HE ISN’T.
I’m just saying.
Cam
If we just tell their publicists that we will go see their movies can we stop these phony “Aimed at the Gay Audience” interviews that they give before their movies come out?
DarkZephyr
It was a comedic music video, not an actual interview.
Tackle
Actually I never heard of dick graze, and would never think of doing this to someone whom I am not intimately involved with in some way. That being said, I believe this to be a joke/all in good fun???
Otherwise this little graze can get someone into much trouble. A sexual harassment charge on the job/at work, and a sexual battery charge on the street/ in public. Like how Christian Slater who either grazed, pinched or grabbed a women’s butt in NY and got arrested.
bottom72
I wish I was his buddy. mmmmmm
Cam
Meanwhile the LDS Church (Mormon) and the Catholics have filed briefs with the Supreme Court begging them to keep gay marriage illegal. Funny, the Mormons keep claiming that they are not involved officially in this fight. How many times do they have to be caught lying before their tax status gets investigated?
http://www.ontopmag.com/article.aspx?id=19401&MediaType=1&Category=26
robho3
@Cam: What do the Mormons have to do with this video clip?
robho3
@Tackle: Ummmm lol yeah pretty sure it was a joke buddy.
robho3
Hilarious!!!!
Danny
I don’t believe this targets any gay audience. I do believe it targets teens and white teens.
NH Mike
Is there anything that Channing Tatum can’t do?
Desert Boy
Channing, you can touch my fuck stick if I can touch yours.
tab57
I knew a very straight guy who always ball tapped his buddies. He would just lightly tap with his finger. And he was in no way interested sexually in his straight friends.
Billy Budd
He is getting old and lost some of his charm, but I would be honored to touch his dick.
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When I was a kid, there was this friend of my fathers who would always try to pinch my balls, very hard. And he would always ask if we had been circumcised, and would tell my father how me and my brother would become ladykillers. He is totally straight and his pinching of my balls was just his way of horsing around.
Geoff B
@Billy Budd: You sure about your Dad’s friend being totally straight? If any of my friendswere to pinch my nephews’ junk I’d beat them half to death before I called the cops.
Billy Budd
@Geoff B: Yes, yes, it was just a straight guy horsing around, making a joke. He was harmless and apart from the pinching, there was nothing else to tell. He never even gave me a hug. He is a great grandfather nowadays. Americans are puritans and get nervous about these things. Evil is in the eye of the beholder.
Billy Budd
I must add that he was shocked when I came out in 2001. He is actually slightly homophobic like most straight men here. He does not have a gay bone in his body.
Billy Budd
Another difference between Americans and Brazilians is that Brazilian parents are still perfectly comfortable with giving a slight slap on the butt of their kids when they do something wrong. Most parents still use this kind of lightweight punishment (it is NOT a real beating in the traditional sense), instead of making the kid be “grounded” or stop giving rewards/candies/gifts/etc.
tricky ricky
@Billy Budd: today he’d get 5 to 10
NoCagada
@Billy Budd: “He is a great grandfather nowadays.” And so???
GayOklahoman
Ever notice how many straight couples give birth to gay children? And then they say us being gay is our choice. Sigh….
Saint Law
@Billy Budd: “He is getting old and has lost some of his charm, but I would be honored to touch his dick.”
I doubt he’d let you. You’re not just weird, you’re creepy.
james_in_cambridge
@Billy Budd: Or, just maybe, your father’s friend was a major perv who was trying to figure out a way to molest you. This is why some people here find you odd Billy; I know you were getting it left and right yesterday in another thread about that teacher and student, and I’m not trying to pile on, but you really do come alive telling these borderline pedophile stories. You seem to be able to turn any story into a man/boy thing as well. It’s not a cultural thing at all so don’t even try using that line again; but it’s disturbing. You might wanna look into this.
swesley
@Billy Budd: Dude, you was molested!
Billy Budd
Guys, it happened less than 5 times, and it was innocent. I would know the difference.
Billy Budd
fewer than.
michael mellor
Horseplay between men is nothing new. What IS new is the gay community’s interest in how non-gay men might interact with each other during bonding sessions.
For instance, a friend of mine would sometimes rub his crotch on me to the point of hardness. He wasn’t at all interested in having a sexual relationship with men and went on to happily marry a woman.
Welcome to the world where men are just horny. Horny determines male behavior. If no women are present, men will be horny with other men. It’s always been that way and has nothing to do with gay rights or gay sexuality.
Jake357
In HS, the jocks had this thing for a bit where they would thump each other in the the crotch. I remember once in computer class, one guy kept doing it to another guy and just left his hand in the other’s lap. It was fairly gay, but no one would call it that. I’m telling you, if you spend time around straight guys (I’ve actually more straight friends than gay these days), you can quickly learn how they do horse around and it can get pretty damn frisky at times. I have straight buddies–friends since high school–who act like couples. It’s kinda adorable, really.
Bromancer7
“Hey little boy, are you circumcised? ”
Nope, not pervy at all…
Cam
@michael mellor: said…
“For instance, a friend of mine would sometimes rub his crotch on me to the point of hardness. He wasn’t at all interested in having a sexual relationship with men and went on to happily marry a woman.”
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And there ladies and gentlemen, you have the commentary continually spewed out by anti-gay churches and bigots all over the country.
Sorry, bot some guy dry humping you and getting hard isn’t normal male behavior. And if you think he is happily married, you may want to ask his wife in a few years during their divorce proceedings.
Roan
Sexual battery. How quaint.
Billy Budd
@james_in_cambridge: My story was NOT about a relationship between teacher and student, but about a relationship between an undergraduate student and a graduate student. You are distorting everything I say. The boy was a young adult, 19 yo, and there was nothing improper, illegal, or wrong about our relationship. A 19 yo student is NOT a child.
hex0
I’m shocked that queerty could have a Channing Tatum thread without queens going on about how he’s somehow ugly.
You wouldn’t ever throw him out of bed and you know it.
Black Swan
@Billy Budd: Hi Billy. I’m new here. You seem to be pretty popular. I’m not raggin’ on you, or anything. I’m just relating a story from my past. As a child I was in Cub Scouts. I was the only little black boy in my den, and one night at one of the Cub meetings all the other boys starting pinching my peepee out of site of the Den Master. We were rehearsing for a skit we were putting on the Jamboree, and so had to stand in a line. And as the line stretched around the corner the feltching began. I was kind of angry at the time, because they wouldn’t let me pinch them back, but if they hadn’t been boys my own age I don’t think I would have gotten over that. I otherwise at that age would have had no other inclinations towards touching other boys’ peepees yet. Oddly enough, I don’t think they were gay either. Unless I was just hot as shit in my little uniform. I guess that was an introduction, or an internet dick graze, he he.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
He looks kinda douchey sweaty. Good douchey sweaty
arpiefordham
As a European, I find this intense micro-analysis of what is after all just a fun expression of affection or camaraderie between males amazing. Thank God men here can express themselves, amongst themselves, freely. And well done, Channing. I’m pretty sure that you are straight and actions such as this shouldn’t compromise that perception.