Daniel Tosh’s first joke: Being intersex. Second joke: Straight guys are uncomfortable about anyone thinking they’re gay. Or at least that’s the premise of Tosh.0‘s “Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge,” where the oft-suspected-to-be-gay comedian and a few friends pop those sweet little blue pills, put on the man-on-man hardcore flicks, and see who gets wood the fastest. All of which is easier to see, because they’re all wearing notorious chub-showcasing apparel: the sweatpant. First one to a semi is a queer! So who, uh, won?
Nobody. After supposedly watching two hours of butt action, none of the virile young men got hard. WHICH MEANS ALL OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTE ZEROES ON THE KINSEY SCALE, hurray!
Thing is, this test is completely flawed. When I watch the porn I’m most attracted to (let alone awful porn) I never get a raging boner without touching something, but I do just the quarter chubs.
And therein lies the problem with this experiment, sure they didn’t get noticeable boners, I don’t even get that and I’m a full on Kinsey-6. But what about the slight boner you get when you see a hot guy/girl on the street. This test completely disregards the most frequent boner of all time.
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I wouldn’t get even a half chubster watching porn in sweats with a bunch of straight guys. I’m shy !
Remember, this is “comedy”, not a real study and it was being recorded, so that too could put a damper on the dongster getting noticibly distended.
Put me in a room with Dan alone, though, and there’s no telling what might happen!
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LOL! I saw this on his show the other night… all im going to say is nothing kills a chubby quicker than standing in a room full of people while wearing sweatpants and really not wanting everyone to see my dick… I think I could have even passed that one.
Also, they have at least one gay writer (hes been in episodes before). Shouldn’t they have used him as a control?
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@Lucas: My new favorite phrase…..quarter chubs.
Great name for gay club or chic salad.
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The University of Georgia did a study on 100% heterosexual men, men who claimed to never have even one sexual thought about another guy. They divided them into homophobes and non-homophobes and showed them gay porn. 33% of the nonhomophobes got aroused (with 25% getting total wood) and 80% of the homophobes got aroused (with 66% getting total wood) so this is bogus since Tosh gave them Viagra too.
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Why do people always assume that porn indicates your sexual orientation? Your sexual orientation is indicated by the gender that arouses you in terms of the sexual experience. Porn is not about sexual experience, it’s about sexual voyeurism. Sexual voyeurism does not define your sexual orientation.
Also, why do so many people assume that porn will always give you an erection? I’ve seen tons of male-male porn which has left me limp. Doesn’t do anything for me. Then I will suddenly see a male-male scene that I find interesting and arousing.
Keep in mind that most porn is performed by dull, lifeless people with drug habits. Their performances in front of the camera are hardly going to be inspiring….
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How stupid are the people on here? The reason they took the viagra is because of the people and cameras there. Obviously without it they could restrain themselves, but with the viagra is a different story.
Just because they are not raging homos, people on here can’t accept that?
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None of them? At all? This seems unlikely to me at best.