Long-running soap Days of Our Lives made television history yesterday when it became the absolutely last show to show two men kissing. (Seriously, we’re pretty sure we saw some tongue action on Swamp People.)
Storylines on daytime dramas are notoriously long and slow: Will (Chandler Massey) was actually introduced as a baby in 1995 and only got some lip action with a random dude named Neil on Thursday. At this rate, he’ll get some bed scenes by 2016.
By then, of course, all soaps will be replaced by hardcore porn.
BTW, if Niel looks familiar, it’s because that’s Jesse Kristofferson, son of actor Kris Kristofferson (Blade).