People have been asking why we’ve ignored the Cheney shooting story. It has something to do with the fact that every other blog in the world had already covered it and that there was no real gay angle to the news. Until now!

So to appease some of our readers we’re no longer ignoring it. With a little help from Lady Bunny, we think we’ve found the best Craigslist ad ever. We just spit up our coffee and hope you do too.

Big dick looking to shoot in your face [Craigslist]