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Eating Celery Makes You Gay

Our resident food guru The Healthy Boy never told us about this one: Eating celery, claims wizard researchers at Liberty University, turns you into a practicing homosexual. May god save broccoli. [via]

By:           JD
On:           Mar 8, 2011
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  • 14 Comments
    • Kent M
      Kent M

      I love celery. Does that make me a ‘stalker’?

      Mar 8, 2011 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Quint H.
      Quint H.

      No, doesn’t! *nibbles on a piece of celery*

      Mar 8, 2011 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harbo
      Harbo

      I love celery. Guess that’s what did it for me. Good to know.

      Mar 8, 2011 at 11:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex
      Alex

      In general, eating healthy and caring for our bodies makes for practicing homosexuals. We are more fit and healthy than our heterosexual friends.

      Mar 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harbo
      Harbo

      Only if you stick it up your butt. And if celery will make you gay, cucumbers will make you REAL gay

      Mar 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jukadiie
      Jukadiie

      LMAOO ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME. OH WAIT I GOOGLED THE SCHOOL AND ITS A PRIVATE CHRISTIAN ACADEMY…..im just sayin

      Mar 8, 2011 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stanley
      Stanley

      Are there any foods that can turn a gay man into a straight man? Please let me know.

      Mar 8, 2011 at 4:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy
      Soupy

      Just keep eating your own poo Stanley and you will get there.

      Mar 8, 2011 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • craig
      craig

      Great! From the prick’s who brought you “Black” and “Gay Zombie”!

      Mar 8, 2011 at 6:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ
      DJ

      That’s a damn lie because I didn’t start liking celery until I was about 10 but I was kissing boys 5 years before that. How do you even test this theory? Better question, how do you even get the idea that celery makes someone gay?….

      Mar 8, 2011 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John
      John

      Celery? I would’ve guessed rhubarb. *rim-shot*

      Mar 8, 2011 at 10:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robbie K
      Robbie K

      Celery and cheez whiz…heaven…err..gay heaven that is ;-)

      Mar 9, 2011 at 12:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      i prefer fruits rather than vegetables.
      but i’ve experienced one or two that could tick both boxes.

      Mar 9, 2011 at 3:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mykey
      Mykey

      is this a joke, for all I know, it makes your breath smell swell!

      Mar 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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