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Our resident food guru The Healthy Boy never told us about this one: Eating celery, claims wizard researchers at Liberty University, turns you into a practicing homosexual. May god save broccoli. [via]
I love celery. Does that make me a ‘stalker’?
No, doesn’t! *nibbles on a piece of celery*
I love celery. Guess that’s what did it for me. Good to know.
In general, eating healthy and caring for our bodies makes for practicing homosexuals. We are more fit and healthy than our heterosexual friends.
Only if you stick it up your butt. And if celery will make you gay, cucumbers will make you REAL gay
LMAOO ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME. OH WAIT I GOOGLED THE SCHOOL AND ITS A PRIVATE CHRISTIAN ACADEMY…..im just sayin
Are there any foods that can turn a gay man into a straight man? Please let me know.
Just keep eating your own poo Stanley and you will get there.
Great! From the prick’s who brought you “Black” and “Gay Zombie”!
That’s a damn lie because I didn’t start liking celery until I was about 10 but I was kissing boys 5 years before that. How do you even test this theory? Better question, how do you even get the idea that celery makes someone gay?….
Celery? I would’ve guessed rhubarb. *rim-shot*
Celery and cheez whiz…heaven…err..gay heaven that is ;-)
i prefer fruits rather than vegetables.
but i’ve experienced one or two that could tick both boxes.
is this a joke, for all I know, it makes your breath smell swell!
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