John Travolta parading around Kelly Preston isn’t convincing the world that he’s a red-blooded traditional family man, so the Scientology poster boy is kicking it up a notch with a Christmas album featuring his Grease co-star Olivia Newton-John.
We’re not sure which is more full of fuggery—this lame attempt at cashing in on 35-year-old memories of these two playing teen rebels, or the ferkakta album cover.
Did Travolta get a Chia pet in his stocking last year? Because it looks like he planted it on his head. We love Xanadu too much to trashtalk Olivia. (We’ll let DListed’s Michael K do it: “[Her face] has gone from looking like that of a human’s to that of a plastic Thundercat’s.”)
The icing on the cake: An appearance by none other than Barbra Streisand.
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If a duet with Babs this doesn’t stop you monsters from thinking John Travolta is a gay, we don’t know what will.
Jonny Quander
Do Scientologists even celebrate Christmas?
GeriHew
I don’t know what work she’s had done – just botox?- but she is practically unrecognizable
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2132660/Olivia-Newton-John-tries-rekindle-Grease-youth-wrinkle-free-forehead.html
KJ
As a long time Olivia fan (i.e., before “Grease”), I’m not sure what to make of this collaboration. But for those interested in a unique Christmas CD sans Travolta, I recommend 2007’s “Christmas Wish.”
dvlaries
Look at the difference in tautness between the skin on her face and that of her hands, and no wonder she looks somebody we don’t know.
redspyder
“YE MARY GENTLEMEN”
Almost spit my coffee out… well done to the Queerty staffer responsible for that little gem!!
JennyDreadful
Given his wealth and access to professional make-up and hair stylists I would think that John Travolta could do better than a box of “Just for Men”.
Cam
It looks like somebody died astroturf black and stuck it onto Travolta’s head with glue.
Aidan8
Can you say “saccharine?”
Rockery
Yikes! Leave the Christmas albums to Mariah Carey please!