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Filed Under WTF: John Travolta And Olivia-Newton John Are Doing A Christmas Album

John Travolta parading around Kelly Preston isn’t convincing the world that he’s a red-blooded traditional family man, so the Scientology poster boy is kicking it up a notch with a Christmas album featuring his Grease co-star Olivia Newton-John.

We’re not sure which is more full of fuggery—this lame attempt at cashing in on 35-year-old memories of these two playing teen rebels, or the ferkakta album cover.

Did Travolta get a Chia pet in his stocking last year? Because it looks like he planted it on his head. We love Xanadu too much to trashtalk  Olivia. (We’ll let DListed’s Michael K do it: “[Her face] has gone from looking like that of a human’s to that of a plastic Thundercat’s.”)

The icing on the cake: An appearance by none other than Barbra Streisand.

If a duet with Babs this doesn’t stop you monsters from thinking John Travolta is a gay, we don’t know what will.

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Oct 3, 2012
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  • 9 Comments
    • Jonny Quander
      Jonny Quander

      Do Scientologists even celebrate Christmas?

      Oct 3, 2012 at 9:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GeriHew
      GeriHew

      I don’t know what work she’s had done – just botox?- but she is practically unrecognizable
      .
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2132660/Olivia-Newton-John-tries-rekindle-Grease-youth-wrinkle-free-forehead.html

      Oct 3, 2012 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KJ
      KJ

      As a long time Olivia fan (i.e., before “Grease”), I’m not sure what to make of this collaboration. But for those interested in a unique Christmas CD sans Travolta, I recommend 2007′s “Christmas Wish.”

      Oct 3, 2012 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Look at the difference in tautness between the skin on her face and that of her hands, and no wonder she looks somebody we don’t know.

      Oct 3, 2012 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redspyder
      redspyder

      “YE MARY GENTLEMEN”

      Almost spit my coffee out… well done to the Queerty staffer responsible for that little gem!!

      Oct 3, 2012 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JennyDreadful
      JennyDreadful

      Given his wealth and access to professional make-up and hair stylists I would think that John Travolta could do better than a box of “Just for Men”.

      Oct 3, 2012 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      It looks like somebody died astroturf black and stuck it onto Travolta’s head with glue.

      Oct 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      Can you say “saccharine?”

      Oct 3, 2012 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      Yikes! Leave the Christmas albums to Mariah Carey please!

      Oct 4, 2012 at 12:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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